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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	6276	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	New Chunks Explored:	864066

Are you tired of getting side-eyed by Jews for no reason? Join our Minecraft server and show them that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Our server is so epic, even Moses himself would part the Red Sea just to join in on the fun. Build your own temple, partake in epic battles against zombie pigmen (they’re basically bacon, so it’s kosher, right?), and show those Jews that you’re not just a diamond in the rough, you’re a diamond in the mine! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

SleepyPrincessSMP – ZzzCraft Edition

adaptation, Anime, anticipation, Character development, comedy, Edition, fairy tale, fan favorite, FANTASY, humor, long awaited, Manga, plot twists, Preference, princess, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, Sleep, sleepy princess, SleepyPrincessSMP, version preference, ZzzCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9388
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Votes:	8786
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	5640	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a fairy tale come to life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Season 2 of our SMP is coming soon and it’s going to be more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! We’ve got new quests, challenges, and surprises that will make your head spin faster than a spider jockey on a roller coaster.

So, which version of the sleepy princess do you prefer? The one who snores like a zombie pigman or the one who sleepwalks into lava pits? Either way, you’ll find plenty of entertainment on our server that will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to steer clear.

PostBreakupMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7890	Dragon Eggs Found:	563
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and mine your way through the pain! Who needs a significant other when you have diamonds waiting to be discovered? Build a castle to keep out all the heartbreak and grief, or create a roller coaster to ride out your emotions. We even have a secret underground love potion brewing station for those looking to get back in the dating game. So come join us and craft your way to a better tomorrow!

CreeperApprovedNot

controversial topics, CreeperApprovedNot, cultural norms, cultural standards, ethical standards, Moral values, public opinion, social behavior, social boundaries, social conformity, social criticism, social norms, social stigmas, social taboos, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal change, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, societal trends

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	636778
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Farms Harvested:	762	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is a wild and wacky place where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and causing mayhem wherever you go.

On our server, it’s not just socially acceptable to grief other players’ builds, it’s encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s house? Go for it! Feeling like setting off a TNT explosion in the town square? We’ve got plenty of TNT to spare! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s lag).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items, stolen goods, and even other players’ heads. Need a diamond sword but don’t have any diamonds? Just head to the black market and see what shady deals you can make. Just be careful not to get caught by the server moderators – they don’t take kindly to players breaking the rules (even though that’s basically the whole point of our server).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and chaos is the name of the game, come join us! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you…

JewCraft2021

anti-semitism, Blacklist, Censorship, controversy, discrimination, european politics, extremism, Hate Speech, Italian politics, JewCraft2021, Jewish community, Jews, Middle East relations., nationalism, political ideology, political party, racism, social media, supporters of Israel, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

LOLZ! u know what’s crazier than that? this minecraft server! it’s like a party but with blocks and creepers! come join us and build ur own empire, just like those ancient romans did! but watch out for the zombies, they’re like the political parties trying to blacklist u! but here, we welcome everyone, even if u support Israel or are a Jew! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna have fun and build crazy stuff together! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Animals Bred:	37
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.

Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!

SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Potions Brewed:	189	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2947
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!