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BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Towns Built:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real action happens! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you can build the most epic bases and show off your building skills to all your friends. But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles that will leave you sweating more than a pig in a sauna.

And if you’re feeling frisky, we’ve got plenty of secret hideouts where you can sneak off with your Minecraft crush for a little “creeper cuddle” if you catch our drift. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

SingCraft: Brain Boost

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Buildings Constructed:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

so, like, u know how when u sing in choir u feel all happy and stuff? well turns out it also makes ur brain all smart and stuff too! like, choir singing is like brain exercise but way more fun, u feel me? so if u wanna be a genius in minecraft, u gotta join our server cuz we sing in choir all the time while we build epic stuff. trust me, ur brain will thank u later. come join us and become the next einstein of minecraft!

Frankie’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves? Or maybe you’re interested in participating in our annual “Build-a-thon” where players compete to create the most outrageous and impractical structures imaginable. And let’s not forget about our resident player, Frankie, who has a strange obsession with eating stinky pooholes…but hey, to each their own, right? So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

Top Is In Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
New Chunks Explored:	877808	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2606	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And rumor has it, if you can tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Plus, every full moon, the Ender Dragon comes down to join us for a game of Minecraft bingo. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. See you next cycle 2028…if you dare!

PTO_Pros Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, build, and survive! With 3 months of PTO each year, you can spend your days exploring our wild and wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two (if you’re lucky)! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So why wait? Quit your boring job and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

ToxicTrendzMC

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands and challenges players to epic bacon-eating contests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Potion of Uncontrollable Dancing, which will have your character busting a move whether you like it or not. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your body twisted into hilarious shapes)!

BlockyGenderBender: Mental Health Edition

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can like, totally be yourself and not have to worry about anyone trying to change who you are, ya know? This server is like a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any judgment or hate.

Like, seriously, this server is so lit that even if you accidentally build a house upside down, everyone will be like “cool, dude!” and not try to change it. Plus, we have the craziest events like rainbow sheep races and unicorn parades. It’s like a party in your computer screen, man!

And get this, joining this server is like the ultimate therapy session. You’ll be so happy and stress-free that you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a magical place where your mental health just gets better and better. Trust me, you won’t find a better place to chill and build in the Minecraft universe. So come on over and join the fun!

Welcome to The Bagelverse: Where even our bagels are modded and Valhelsia 6 is the key to unlock carb-heaven!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	6211	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

The Bagelverse Valhelsia 6 Minecraft Server

Would you like to get straight to it? Get access to the Valhelsia 6 server here.

The Bagelverse now offers a custom Valhelsia 6 server! Build a shop, complete quests, and learn how to use some mods in our lightly modified version of this modpack!

Modpack and Server features:

At the core, the pack is still just Valhelsia 6! We only modified the pack for a better multiplayer experience. Pack download instructions can be found on our Discord server.
Over 250 mods which include tech mods such as Embers Rekindled, Mekanism, and Create, magic mods like Ars Nouveau and Malum, and decoration mods like Fairy Lights and Macaw’s.
Build shops and markets using Lightman’s Currency mod! Visit the server shop with command /warp amethyst market. We have a slot machine casino here as well! NO REAL CURRENCY REQUIRED, just in-game currency that can be acquired by killing some mobs :p
Essential commands such as /back, /home, and /tpa are available to all players, immediately.
In-game chat is accessible through Discord! You can talk to other players without even joining the game.
Built in proximity voice chat with Simple Voice Chat.
NO pay-to-win! We only do donations <3
MOST IMPORTANTLY!!! We have the best community ever 😀

Interested? Get started by joining the Bagelverse Discord server: discord.gg/4vZjxR3QuW

See you there ʕっ• ᴥ • ʔっ

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the Valhelsia 6 modpack?	No, you must have the Valhelsia 6 modpack installed to join the server.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as they follow the server rules, you are free to build whatever structures you like.
Is there any in-game currency system?	Yes, you can earn in-game currency by killing mobs and use it to trade in the server shop.
Can I use Discord to chat with players in-game?	Yes, in-game chat is accessible through Discord, allowing you to communicate with other players even when not in the game.
Are donations required to play on the server?	No, donations are not required to play on the server. They are optional and appreciated.

Midnight Punch Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will have their Minecraft skills boosted to epic levels and become unstoppable in PvP battles!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a friendly community of players who love to build crazy structures like giant pixel art statues of creepers riding pigs or castles made entirely out of TNT. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Ender Dragon Racing” – they’re so much fun, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds or stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on Oedo Minecraft server – come join the chaos today!

Shrek 5 Minecraft SMP Shrek 5 Minecraft SMP Shrek 6 Minecraft SMP Shrek 7 Minecraft SMP Shrek 8 Minecraft SMP Shrek 9 Minecraft SMP Shrek 11 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no shrek in sight? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate shrek paradise! We have more shrek than you can handle, from shrek statues to shrek-themed buildings, we’ve got it all. And if that’s not enough, we even have those rare lead-lined McDonald’s shrek cups that you were supposed to return (don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone). Join us for a shrektastic time and let’s make this server the most ogre-the-top one out there! Remember, more shrek equals more fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shrek festivities begin!