Alak Minecraft Servers

Alak Minecraft Servers

  • Smowgli’s Catnip Kingdom – No Dummies Allowed!

    Smowgli’s Catnip Kingdom – No Dummies Allowed!
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 7428
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

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    Welcome to Smowgli’s Catdumb!

    We’re a small, queer-friendly, close-knit Community looking for more chill people to hang out with 😀

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Description
    Vanilla Realm A vanilla realm, smaller than the modded server, great for those looking for a less modded experience. Filled with unclaimed land for building.
    Modded Server Has most active players and a thriving community. Features over 100 popular forge mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, Aether, Alexes Mobs + Caves, and more. Players can live in towns or venture out into the wilderness.

    Upcoming Events:

    • Game Nights
    • Movie Nights
    • Capture the Flag event in the works

    If you’re interested, come join us in Smowgli’s Catdumb 😀

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ePNsPK3t

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What type of servers do you have? We have a vanilla realm and a modded server with over 100 forge mods.
    Are you a queer-friendly community? Yes, we are a small, queer-friendly community.
    Do you have game nights and movie nights? Yes, we have regular game nights, movie nights, and other events like Capture the Flag in the works.
    How can I join Smowgli’s Catdumb? You can join our Discord server using the link provided above.

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  • MathCraft Server – 10x Fun!

    MathCraft Server – 10x Fun!
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 5144
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the smartest player around? Well, look no further because on our server, I’ve done the math and I’m at least ten times smarter than any of you! That’s right, I’ve got an IQ higher than a stack of diamond blocks!

    Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are so intelligent they’ve started their own book club, the villagers have built a functioning rocket ship to explore the outer reaches of the Minecraft universe, and the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So come on down and test your wits against the brainiest player in all of Minecraft (spoiler alert: it’s me). Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two while having the time of your life. See you on the server, where we’re all geniuses in our own minds (but mostly just me).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The SMP Kingdom of vgh Britannia

    The SMP Kingdom of vgh Britannia
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 518
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Emeralds Found: 1054
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Runes Activated: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you enjoy dodging creepers while riding pigs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic llama races through the Nether.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters, like Bob the Zombie who moonlights as a stand-up comedian and Sally the Skeleton who hosts the most lit dance parties in all of Minecraft. You never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hunt that leads to the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on their enemies.

    So come join us at vgh Britannia… if you dare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BralessCraft Minecraft Server

    BralessCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 1777
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be as braless as you want without any judgment! Join us for a wild time filled with home deliveries and scandalous interactions with delivery guys. Who knows, maybe one of them will try to “push his way in” to our server next time! But don’t worry, we have plenty of psychos and movie villains to keep things interesting. So come on in, let’s see what crazy adventures await in this braless wonderland!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveTriangle

    BlockyLoveTriangle
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 5689
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 489
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5529
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time this 23-year-old woman caught her brother and boyfriend naked in the outdoor shower on a family vacation!

    Imagine the chaos of trying to explain that situation to your parents, just like trying to explain why you need to join our server for the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you like her family did – we’ll embrace your wild side and welcome you with open arms (clothes optional, but not required)!

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy stories and unexpected surprises await you in our Minecraft world. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those hidden shadows in the outdoor shower – you never know what you might find!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyRussianGuard

    CraftyRussianGuard
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 8762
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more offensive capabilities than russia! our national guard commander is a pro at pvp and will lead us to victory against any enemy mobs or players that dare to challenge us. we have crazy events like “battle of the blocks” where you have to fight with only your fists and “build-off bonanza” where you have to build the most outrageous structure in a limited time. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Commercial2Famous

    Commercial2Famous
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 523
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 280
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Farms Harvested: 810 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

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    so, like, imagine you’re an actor, right? you start off doing these lame commercials for like, i don’t know, cat food or something. but then you get all famous and start doing big movies and tv shows. but get this, once you’re like super mega famous, you go BACK to doing commercials! crazy, right?

    well, that’s kinda like our minecraft server. we start off all chill and fun, just like those early commercials. but as you play and level up, things get more intense and exciting, just like when you hit the big time in hollywood. and once you reach the tippy top of our server, you’ll be doing crazy cool stuff that’ll make you feel like a superstar!

    so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll end up being the brad pitt of block building or the meryl streep of mining. anything is possible in our wacky world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPurity: NoSexEdNoProbLem!

    PixelPurity: NoSexEdNoProbLem!
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 7696
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchantments Applied: 245
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

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    LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we build giant statues of naked creepers and have wild parties with villagers! Abstinence-only sex ed? Nah, we only teach about the birds and the bees in the most scandalous way possible. Rumor has it, joining our server will make you a pro at finding diamonds AND increase your knowledge of naughty videos. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Severation SMP

    Severation SMP
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 3844
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 862120 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Zombie Dances: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4146 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3822 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

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    Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on PaperMC. We have few and simple rules, focused on creating a healthy and friendly SMP experience, such as no griefing or stealing.

    mc.severation.net:25566

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  • Terrarealm Survival Server

    Terrarealm Survival Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 4436
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Votes: 3391 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

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    We are back! And this time its going to be SMP style close to pure survival experience

    INFO Version: 1.21 **BETA** Premium Only Server Located in Europe IP: PLAY.TERRAREALM.NET

    NO ADMIN STORE Instead of admin store, there will be a player market where players can create

    play.terrarealm.net:10101

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