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DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

addiction, alcohol, alcohol detox, AMA, bored, Break, Brews, Detox, Detoxification, DrunkCraft, Hardcore, health, Hospital, inpatient, Medical, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, Sober, steve, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	5183	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

#pikachu, collide, Content Creation, Content Creator, CREEPERS, digital content, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, gaming channel, Gaming Community, Live streaming, ONLINE, Online Community, pokecraft, pokemon, pokemon fan, pokemon streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, STREAMS, twitch, Video game culture, video games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

#CurrentEvents, #socialissues, banter, blocky, boomer, Conversation, culturalawareness, discrimination, Diversity, equality, generationaldivide, Inclusivity, Newzealand, onlineforum, perspective, pixelated, prejudice, Puzzles, racism, racist, reddit, Sensitive, societalnorms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

Approved mods, arc world tour 2024, balance patch 1.33, dev backyard, Digging, DLC A.B.A., Evo Japan, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, FT10, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, Guilty Gear General, Guilty Gear soundtracks, lobbies, lols, McMineFace, minecrafty, patch 1.36, replay uploaders, Resources, Rockin, slayer in may, Training, upcoming tournaments

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

Die, Minecraft, Shades, suffer, young

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	217	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

2024.., animated series, Anime, azu, Azumanga, azumanga daioh, classic, comedy, Coming of Age, Crafty, Daily Life, friendship, high school, humor, iconic series, Japanese culture, Manga, Manga adaptation, nostalgic, quirky characters, school life, Schoolgirls, Server, slice of life

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mines Excavated:	2798
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

Blockheads, career development, career paths, employment, Guessing, job descriptions, job duties, job market, job performance, job promotions, job qualifications, job responsibilities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job titles, Minecraft, occupation, Players, Profession, PROFESSIONAL, speculation, work history

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Votes:	983	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

game development, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hey hey people, indie developers, indie game community, indie game creators, indie game culture, indie game developers, indie game enthusiasts, indie game fans, Indie Game Industry, indie game movement, indie game revolution, indie game scene, indie game supporters, indie games, indie gaming, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, savior of indie games, video games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dimension Hops:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

american history, battlefield, battlefield tour, Civil, civil war, Confederate Army, Crafty, famous quotes, Gettysblocks, gettysburg, hindsight, historical landmark, historical site, lesson learned, military strategy, military tactics, mistakes in war, Observation, Pennsylvania, robert e. lee, strategic errors, Union Army, uphill battle, War, war memorial

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

Argument, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cheap out, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., Drama, Drool, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliates, Humiliation, party guests, PartyPvP, Public, public humiliation, relationship, relationship problems, roast, roastie, roasties, rule, social event

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7210	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	94
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!