yo, dis server be so lit dat even da US military be droppin airstrikes on dem Islamic State fools in Somalia just to get a piece of da action! join us and be part of da most epic battles in Minecraft history. we got crazy mods dat let you ride dragons and shoot lasers outta yo eyes. plus, every time you respawn, you get a free pizza delivered to yo door. ain’t no other server doin’ it like us, so come on and join da madness!
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BoomCraft Minecraft Server
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BeachsideBoomCraft
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone)!but wait, there’s more! ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies? well, now u can! our server is so epic, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with lava (but don’t worry, u won’t get burned, probably)!
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BeachBlockMassacre
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world where 32 people are getting killed on a beach in somalia like wtf is even happening there???? on our server, the only thing getting killed is creepers and zombies and u can build ur own beach resort without the fear of getting attacked by terrorists. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life threats like crazy beach attackers or killer clowns. so come join us and leave the real world behind for some good old minecraft fun!