Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can take down some ISIS members in eastern Iraq? Well, look no further, cuz on our server, you can do just that! We got four ISIS dudes, including two big bosses, just waiting for you to come and show ’em who’s boss! Join now for the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, Minecraft style! Let’s show those terrorists who’s really in charge in this blocky world! Join now and let’s kick some ISIS butt together!
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CaliphateCraft Minecraft Server
hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well buckle up buttercup cuz u bout to have the time of ur life. we got radical islamists gathering in hamburg to call for a caliphate, like wut even is that? but hey, if u wanna be part of the action, then join our server and help them build their dream world. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next leader of the caliphate or something. come on, don’t be a chicken, join now and let the craziness begin!AlQaedaCraft: Burkina Faso Mayhem
hey u, ya u, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s crazier than the burkina faso massacre! we got over 600 players getting killed by creepers within hours, it’s like an al-qaeda linked group of mobs taking over the server! but don’t worry, we got epic weapons and armor to help u survive and take down those pesky creepers. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a massacre of fun!BinLadensCraft
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!
911ConspiracyMinecraftSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll find out the REAL reason behind 9/11! Our server is filled with secret government conspiracies and hidden alien bases. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the truth while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through time and space. So come join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of the universe together!TalibanCraft: Women Rule, ISIS Drool!
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can escape to a world where the taliban and isis don’t exist!!! join us and be free from oppression like the women in afghanistan!!! build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs like the taliban and isis!!! u can be the hero in this crazy world where anything is possible!!! come join us and let’s defeat the bad guys together!!!AlQaedaSlayerCraft
join our minecraft server and become a master of destruction like the US military! we killed the leader of Al Qaeda-Aligned group in syria in minecraft and now we’re looking for players who can bring that same level of chaos to our server.build your own secret base, launch epic raids on other players, and show off your pvp skills in intense battles. we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a real-life superhero.
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BeachBlockMassacre
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world where 32 people are getting killed on a beach in somalia like wtf is even happening there???? on our server, the only thing getting killed is creepers and zombies and u can build ur own beach resort without the fear of getting attacked by terrorists. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life threats like crazy beach attackers or killer clowns. so come join us and leave the real world behind for some good old minecraft fun!NigerCraft: Hostage Havoc
Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Al-Qaeda affiliates taking Russians hostage in Niger! It’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft form! Will you be the hero to save the day or will you join forces with the bad guys? The choice is yours, bro! Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!CraftyGuiltyPlotters911
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the accused sept. 11 plotters are like, building epic structures and battling it out in epic pvp battles. they agreed to plead guilty at guantánamo bay, but only if they could play on this server first.join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever! we have custom plugins that let you fly like a bird and shoot fireballs from your hands. not to mention, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden diamond block on the server.
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