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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1705 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5239 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.
