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BlockyHeartbreaks

BlockyHeartbreaks, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, Heartache, Heartbreaking, heartbreaking situation, hurtful moment, painful experience, painful memory, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Suffering, tragic event, Trauma, traumatic experience, Witness, witnessing hurt, witnessing pain, witnessing suffering

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Invasion, KremlinCraft, kyiv, Losses, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, russia, Russian army, Server, Troops, Ukraine, Vehicles, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	188
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where russia loses 1,400 troops, 71 artillery, and 159 vehicles in ONE DAY! kyiv is lit af on this server, you gotta see it to believe it! we got crazy battles, explosions, and chaos everywhere! join now and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #russialoses #kyivminecraftmadness

NukeCraftFunTime

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, Defense, escalation, Government, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, NukeCraftFunTime, president, putin, russia, Safety, SECURITY, threat, Ukraine, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta protect ur nuclear plants from russia! they be tryna attack and u gotta be the hero to stop them! join now to save the world from a radioactive disaster! plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, be a hero and have some fun at the same time!

Planet PlopCraft

astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, celestial body, Cosmic Discovery, discovery, earth-like planet, Exoplanet, Future, planet, planetary orbit, planetary science, PlopCraft, potential habitability, scientific research, solar system, Space discovery, space exploration, stellar evolution, Universe, white dwarf

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	4621	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? we found this crazy planet orbiting a white dwarf star, like, what even is that? but get this, it’s just like earth, but, like, way cooler. there’s, like, diamonds everywhere and the pigs can fly, man. it’s, like, a sneak peek into the future of our solar system, but, like, way more fun. so, come join us on this wild ride and explore this wacky planet with us. who knows what kind of adventures we’ll have, dude. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, literally.

Block Party Minecraft Server

29K2IX1AGd0ACxJL, 8qfbNwpIBbw, BLOCK, level5, LEVEL5 TGS 2024, Minecraft, Party, Server, youtube live

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure through Level 5 of the TGS 2024 tournament where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have a dance-off with a creeper!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco Ball, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the fearsome Ender Dragon to a game of chess!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Jobless Steve Minecraft SMP

Identity, inner peace, Jobless, material possessions, Minecraft, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, societal expectations, steve

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being defined by your job, your bank account, or the car you drive? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where none of that matters!

Here, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a block-building wizard, a llama whisperer, or a potato farmer. The possibilities are endless! And who needs a wallet when you can trade diamonds and emeralds instead?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold the key to unlimited riches. Will you be the one to uncover their feathered secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover a world where your true self can shine – no job titles or bank statements required!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cousin, dyslexia, education, Friend, ipad, Job, Minecraft, nursing program, personal iPad, Preparation, PRESSURE, Program, re-test, refusal, scheme, Server, study materials, study time, TEAS test, test

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Towns Built:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and make you think on your feet? Look no further than our server, where we make sure you’re prepared for any challenge that comes your way!

Join our server and experience the thrill of troubleshooting in real-time, just like the OP did with their friend’s TEAS test. Can you figure out the solution before time runs out and you have to leave to pick up your kids? Only the most skilled players will prevail!

But that’s not all – we also offer study materials for our server, so you can prepare for any task that comes your way. And if you need a break from studying, you can always recruit a friend or cousin to help you out, just like the OP’s friend did.

So if you’re looking for a server that will test your problem-solving skills, make you think on your feet, and maybe even help you pass a test or two, then join us today! Just remember, don’t forget to study for at least six weeks before you log on – you never know what challenges await you.

SickDayzMC

CHANGE, Communication, compassion, disability, Emotional support, Empathy, end of life care, family dynamics, family relationships, Grief, hospital visit, love, personal loss, Resentment, sacrifice, school attendance, second marriage, SickDayzMC, Stepbrother, stepfamily

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	2825	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all the drama in your life? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your stepbrother’s end of life care and your dad’s new family drama.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about your dad’s second marriage and the sacrifices you had to make for your stepbrother.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not caring about your stepbrother’s situation, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can build a virtual empire and slay virtual dragons?

So, are you ready to ditch the family drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your worries behind. After all, who needs emotions when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s craft away the pain and build a brighter tomorrow, one block at a time!

Perfect10MinecraftSMP

all-time favorite video games, best video game ever, best video games, favorite video games, greatest video game, highly rated video games, must play video games, Perfect10MinecraftSMP, top rated video games, top video game choices, top video game picks, top video games, video game community, video game critics, video game discussion, video game enthusiasts, video game opinions, video game ratings, video game recommendations, video game reviews, video games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Alien Abductions:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Oh, definitely this Minecraft SMP server I’m on! Let me tell you, it’s a wild ride from start to finish. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions), and our very own pet dragon that we ride into battle against the evil villagers. Plus, the admin is a wizard who can literally turn diamonds into pizza. Trust me, you won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else!

BlockBreakupCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there staring at cows? Well, it’s time to break up with them and join our Minecraft server where you can find a new love interest who actually knows how to build a decent house! Say goodbye to boring relationships and hello to a world of endless possibilities filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky)! Join now and start crafting your way to a better future without that dead weight holding you back.