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Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	New Chunks Explored:	799853
Mines Excavated:	1675	Buildings Constructed:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Votes:	7655
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Items Found:	2987	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Potions Brewed:	34	Dimension Hops:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9159	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.