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Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Potions Brewed:	70	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	705094
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

teamholy.de

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	198
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9700
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Votes:	5237	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!