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Crafty Bitch Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking personality disorder, Behavior, Bitch, Crafty, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, emotional manipulation, fabricated illness, factitious disorder, fake illness, FAKING, long tail, lying.., malingering, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, psychological manipulation, Server, Stroke

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ores Mined:	7071	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where we welcome all stroke-faking bitches with open arms! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!

CraftyLoveRejects

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Commitment, commitment issues, Communication, CraftyLoveRejects, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, fake wedding, Introvert, Marriage, moving too fast, PRESSURE, Proposal, public proposal, relationship, saying no, saying yes, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6330	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	183	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old proposals? Do you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a fake wedding proposal? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like the OP in this story, you’ll be swept off your feet by surprises at every turn. From fake proposals to unexpected plot twists, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find yourself saying yes to a virtual marriage proposal before you know it!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, female, Friends, Fun, Gamers, Gaming, girls only, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Social, Survival, Women

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

8dkg.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

6 feet, 6 inches, 6 pack, Asian girls, babe, blocky, body image, cultural preferences, diet, discrimination, fast food, forever.., hamburgers, Hot Dogs, leave me alone, Minecraft, physical appearance, pizza, racial preferences, relationships, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, unhealthy eating habits, Whitey

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Tired of Asian girls constantly hitting on you in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where Asian girls will leave you alone and go play with the tall, ripped white guys instead. They’ll be too busy chowing down on hamburgers, hot dogs, and pizza to bother you while you build your epic creations. Say goodbye to unwanted attention and hello to a server where you can game in peace!

TomorrowCraft Minecraft Server

anticipation, Counting, Future, Minecraft, questions, Server, Time, Tomorrow, tomorrow’s challenges, tomorrow’s changes, tomorrow’s events, tomorrow’s expectations, tomorrow’s forecast, tomorrow’s opportunities, tomorrow’s outcomes, tomorrow’s plans, tomorrow’s possibilities, tomorrow’s surprises, tomorrowcraft, uncertainty, unknown, Waiting

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, participate in epic llama races across lava lakes, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted chickens for their valuable loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the game. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Creeper Spa” where you can relax and unwind while being pampered by explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods).

TurkeyCraft: No +1s Allowed

acceptance, Allowed, Boundaries, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, controversial relationships, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, holiday drama, judgment, LGBTQ, Love Triangle, polyamorous relationships, Polyamory, relationships, sister drama, sister-in-law, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Thanksgiving dinners with just your immediate family? Well, come join our Minecraft server where anything goes, including bringing your sister’s new girlfriend, Sadie, to meet the family!

We have a unique dynamic that will keep you on your toes, just like Tiffany’s relationship with Paul and Sadie. Who needs traditional values when you can have a polyamorous love triangle at the dinner table?

Don’t worry about conservative family members judging you, because on our server, we embrace all types of love. Just like how Tiffany dismissed her brother’s concerns, we dismiss any negativity and focus on the love.

So come join us for a Thanksgiving feast like no other, where drama and love collide in the most unexpected ways. Who knows, you might even find your own Sadie to spice up your virtual life!

Crumpton SMP: We modded it so hard even the creepers are questioning their existence

Active players, building, casual play, Community, Content Creation, Cooking, CREEPERS, Crumpton, Discord, Economy, Existence, Exploring, Farming, Fishing, HARD, java, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Mining, Modded, Modpack, Questioning, Redstone, smp, survival server, Transport, voice chat, weather

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	114

Server Name	Crumpton SMP
Server Type	Modded Survival
Server Community	Active and Thriving
Modpack	Create-based with custom additions
Minecraft Version	Java

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the Crumpton SMP server, you can click on the Discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access, so feel free to join and become a part of our community.

What is the Create Mod?

The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack. It adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.

What makes Crumpton SMP unique?

Our server offers a custom modpack with exciting additions that provide a new take on the SMP format. We aim to create a lively and active community for content creation and casual play.

Is the server only for experienced modded Minecraft players?

No, the server welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you are new to modded Minecraft or an experienced player, you can join and contribute to our growing community.

Can I play on the server if I use a different Minecraft version?

The Crumpton SMP server is specifically for the Java version of Minecraft. Make sure you have the Java edition to join and participate in the modded survival gameplay.

CraftyDay Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or team up with your friends to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Dance Creeper Revolution” mini-game, where you must out-dance a group of explosive mobs to win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server’s dungeons lies a secret portal to the mythical land of Baconia, where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Will you be brave enough to venture into this pork-filled paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Game Over Minecraft Server

Altcoin, bearish trend, cryptocurrency, Decision making, emotional investing, fear of missing out, Financial Advice, Financial Planning, Game, graph, investing, investment strategy, is it over, market analysis, market volatility, Minecraft, risk management, Server, stock market, Technical Analysis, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Votes:	2601	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of staring at boring altcoin graphs all day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special altcoin graph that actually comes to life! That’s right, you can watch your investments rise and fall in real-time as you build and mine to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the depths, just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at your enemies. That’s right, Larry is not your average Minecraft llama – he’s a fiery force to be reckoned with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky building and mining. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CreeperDateDisaster

awkward dates, bad date experiences, CreeperDateDisaster, cringe-worthy dates, dating advice, dating anecdotes, dating deal breakers, dating disasters, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, Dating Horror Stories, dating humor, dating mistakes, dating nightmares, dating pet peeves, dating regrets, Relationship Red Flags, worst date, worst pickup lines

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Votes:	4045	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of getting roasted harder than a pig on a spit during a date? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing getting roasted is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us and leave those cringey date stories in the past, because here, the only thing you’ll be hearing is the sound of your victory cries as you dominate the competition. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it’s been known to cure heartbreak and boost your confidence to superhero levels. So why waste your time on bad dates when you could be building epic structures and slaying dragons with us? Join now and let the good times roll!