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  • Welcome to the Republic of Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!

    Welcome to the Republic of Basovia, where the weather is modded and the computers are crafty!
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 6814
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Gods Slained: 2

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    Basovia Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Kindof a placeholder?
    Description Basovia is a server project centered around development, urbanization, and infrastructure. It is set on a 2km x 2km island/continent.
    Links Discord server Dynmap Mods download* Sign pack download*
    IP 68.71.47.77:25793

    * If the download for these don’t work, join the discord and download them from #infos.

    FAQ

    1. What is the main focus of Basovia server?

    The main focus of Basovia server is development, urbanization, and infrastructure building.

    2. How big is the island/continent on which the server is set?

    The island/continent is 2km x 2km in size.

    3. Can players choose to live in developed or rural areas?

    Yes, players can choose to live in developed areas to help them grow or start a community in rural regions and build a large city away from developed areas.

    4. Where can I download the required mods and sign pack?

    You can download the mods and sign pack from the provided links in the overview section or join the server’s discord and download them from #infos channel.

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  • BlockBuster Minecraft Server

    BlockBuster Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 9152
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Emeralds Found: 9488
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

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    Are you tired of failing at semen retention because you keep getting hypnotized by erotic content? Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself with building epic structures instead! We promise our server will keep you so busy, you won’t even have time to think about edging for a whole week. Plus, we have a special challenge where you have to edge for 7 days straight without giving in – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with your willpower! So come join us and leave those hypnotic temptations behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we won’t judge.

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  • Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 3753
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

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  • DadBlocker

    DadBlocker
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 2306
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Chimeras Created: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

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    Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

    So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • NipNop Minecraft Server

    NipNop Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6392
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

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  • AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

    AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 9837
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4419 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

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  • DimensionalBlindness

    DimensionalBlindness
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 1559
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

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    join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

    imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

    we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!

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  • BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

    BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 2208
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Zombie Dances: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

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    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

    Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

    And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

    So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • IntoxicatedMC

    IntoxicatedMC
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 7964
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Zombie Dances: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

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    Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

    What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

    Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

    play.intox-mc.net

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  • HouliganPvP

    HouliganPvP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 6754
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

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    This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

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