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LonelyCraft: CDC Approved

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7227
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Farms Harvested:	940	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

so you know how the CDC be all like “yo social isolation be makin’ people sad”? well guess what, we got the cure for that on our minecraft server! join us and never feel lonely again, cuz we got a whole community of wacky players who will keep you entertained 24/7.

we even got a secret potion that makes you immune to depression, just drink it in game and boom, instant happiness! plus, our server is so lit that even the CDC is like “damn, we shoulda been playin’ minecraft this whole time.”

so come on down and join us, cuz on our server, the only thing you’ll be isolating yourself from is boredom!

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Items Found:	8114
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery and excitement!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you come across a hidden village filled with talking animals and magical creatures. They beckon you to join them on a quest to uncover the secrets of the Silent Sands and defeat the evil Clorinde.

But that’s not all! Our server also features daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. And don’t forget about our weapon banners, including the legendary Absolution sword that can slice through anything in its path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on an epic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

PixelRain Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server has a GPS feature that will guide you to your destination with just a click of a button! No more wandering aimlessly and getting lost in the wilderness like a lost puppy. Join us and never have to ask yourself, “where the fuck am I supposed to go??” again!

TripTrioNoGo

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of friends trying to crash your romantic trips? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests! No more awkward conversations about sleeping arrangements or having to explain that this trip is meant for you and your significant other only.

On our server, you can create your own paradise without any interference from friends who just want a free ride. Build a cozy cabin for two, explore hidden caves together, and watch the sunset in peace. Say goodbye to manipulative friends who only care about using you for their own benefit.

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your perfect getaway without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Build, explore, and relax in your own private world where the only drama is deciding what block to place next. See you in the game!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ores Mined:	3697
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6382
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers give out hugs instead of explosions, and pigs fly (literally, they have wings). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the ability to ride a unicorn through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FoodieCraft: WishfulEats

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Emeralds Found:	7885	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old food in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a magical food system where every time you eat, you gain a random superpower! Want to shoot fireballs out of your hands after eating a pork chop? Done! Want to turn invisible after munching on a carrot? No problem! Join our server and experience the wildest food adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary Golden Apple that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser beam eyes! Join now and feast your way to victory!

CraftyRussian Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Towns Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where we accuse russia of ‘deliberate’ starvation tactics in mariupol! build your own base and defend against the evil russians trying to starve you out! join forces with other players to fight back and show them who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot for you to discover! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure yet!

G7Craft: US-Ukraine Security Deal

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Votes:	9152
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because we got this INSANE 10-year security agreement with US and Ukraine at the G7 summit! like, you know you’re gonna be safe from creepers and zombies and stuff, cuz we got that top-notch security, yo. plus, the villagers are throwing a party to celebrate and you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. join now and be part of the most secure and lit server in all of Minecraft history!

MoonCraft: Icarus’ Revenge

arrogance, BETRAYAL, Caution, cautionary myth, cautionary tale, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, fate, Flight, greek mythology, Hubris, icarus, lesson learned, Mooncraft, Mythology, Revenge, SKY, Stars, Sun, the moon, Tragedy, wax wings

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8737	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Buildings Constructed:	42

haha u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the moon is ur bestie? well guess what, on this server, the moon is like ur bffl. it gives u diamonds and builds u a house made of cheese. also, did i mention that the cows can fly? yep, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beefy angels. and the creepers? oh man, they do the cha cha slide before they explode. it’s a real party up in here. so come join us on this wacky server where the only limit is ur imagination and maybe a few brain cells cuz let’s be real, u gotta be a little crazy to join this madness. so what are u waiting for? come on over and let’s make some memories that will make ur therapist question everything.

PlaqueBusters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17

so, like, imagine if u could join a minecraft server that actually helps ur brain??? like, u play and ur brain gets stronger??? that’s what this server does, bro. we got crazy new therapies that remove amyloid plaques on ur brain, like, whoa. and, get this, it’s gonna slow down disease progression, like, no more forgetting where u put ur diamonds in the game, ya know? plus, we’re gonna restructure all the dementia services in the UK, so u know it’s gonna be legit. join us and level up ur brain while u mine for diamonds, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.