Akabane Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Vanilla, but with just a hint of chaos and a sprinkle of European flavor – Hackers and map resets not invited!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Server Name:	Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since:	2019
Rules:	No hacking/duping allowed
Features:	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP:	simplyvanilla.net
Discord:	Join our Discord community
Website:	Visit our website
Map Size:	10 TB+

FAQs

What does escaping spawn look like?

Check out this video to see what escaping spawn looks like: Video Link

How can I join the server and start playing?

Simply connect to the server using the IP: simplyvanilla.net and start your journey by escaping spawn, making your starter base, and interacting with other players.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the server strictly prohibits hacking and duping. Make sure to play fair and respect other players.

Can I make alliances with other players on the server?

Absolutely! You can make allies, betray others, and even conquer bases to establish your dominance on the server.

Is the server suitable for beginners or experienced players?

The server is open to players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a beginner looking to learn or an experienced player seeking a new challenge, Simply Vanilla offers a unique and exciting gameplay experience for everyone.

Dog Eatin’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance! Trump may think people are eating dogs, but on our server, the only thing being eaten is cake (and maybe a few suspiciously placed TNT blocks). Come join the fun and show Trump that TV isn’t always right – especially when it comes to our wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Send & Receive SMP Minecraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Star Shards Collected:	104

Join our Minecraft SMP for the wildest ride of your life! We offer the ability to send and receive any currency in-game, with exchange rates that won’t break the bank. Forget about crypto, we’ve got you covered with our fast and simple money transfer services.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant chicken statues to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs crypto when you have a Minecraft SMP this insane?

Bro’s Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of being forced into awkward family situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No more being guilt-tripped into being a best man for your annoying brother’s wedding, here you can be the best man of your own virtual castle! Build, explore, and never worry about being gaslit by your family again. Plus, our server has a strict no -ist or -phobic policy, so you can game in peace without any offensive content. Say goodbye to family dysfunction and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and start crafting your way to happiness!

ChairWarsMC

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6267	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Potions Brewed:	55
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s reaction to me telling him not to sit on my chair? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and maybe even find a diamond or two.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have chairs with weight limits higher than 110kg, so your boyfriend can sit comfortably without fear of breaking anything. Plus, our server is so inclusive, even short people with expensive ergonomic chairs are welcome!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chair that can withstand any weight limit!

DebateCraft SMP – Vote Swayer

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics and debates? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Our server is filled with crazy events like pig races, diamond hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course. Who needs real-life politics when you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to shake things up. So come join us and let your vote be heard… in the form of TNT explosions and creeper attacks!

HarrisTrumpDebateCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring political debates and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato!

Our server is so epic that even Harris and Trump themselves have put aside their differences to join forces and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’re currently working on a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon while holding a diamond sword.

So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge Harris and Trump to a build battle and show them who the real block-building master is!

ElectoralCraftMexico

Accountability, Critics, Democracy, democracy in Mexico, democratic principles, election, Electoral Process, ElectoralCraftMexico, fair elections, Government, Judges, judicial independence, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, Mexican judiciary, mexico, political reform, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the judges have to run for election? well, guess what, u found it! join our server for some wacky democracy where u can vote for the judge who will decide if u get banned or not. it’s like playing minecraft and running for president at the same time. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite? come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a revolution against the judge who keeps banning u for building too many giant statues of chickens. let’s make minecraft great again!

24 Hour Craze Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Meteorites Collected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW THROUGH A FIELD OF DIAMONDS!

WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA! NOT TO MENTION OUR SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF GOLD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS AND A MAGICAL FOREST WHERE THE TREES GROW CAKE INSTEAD OF FRUIT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.

What is the IP for AugustTheDuck Minecraft Server?

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

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