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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7128 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Join our server and become a Minecraft legend by participating in epic battles against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to do your bidding. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.
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