Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!
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PreggoRageCraft
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CousinCraft: No Babysit Blame
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous requests and insane expectations from relatives.Imagine logging in to find your cousin’s wife, Nora, asking you to babysit her baby last minute because she’s having fibroid removal surgery. And get this – she can’t pay you because money is tight between her and your cousin. But wait, there’s more! Your mom jumps in, calling you rude for not calling off work to babysit, even though she won’t do it herself because her job is a “real job.”
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. On our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building, exploring, and surviving in a world where family obligations don’t come before your own priorities. So come join us and let’s laugh off the absurdity of it all together. Who needs babysitting when you can mine for diamonds, am I right?
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AmpReturn12YearsAgoAITAH
Looking for a Minecraft server that values loyalty and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of holding onto what’s rightfully yours, even if it means risking it all!Join our server and experience the thrill of defending your precious items, just like this player defended his beloved guitar amp from his nephew’s clutches. Imagine the epic battles that could ensue as you fight to keep what’s rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft!
Who needs a diamond sword when you have a legendary amp to protect? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player, you’re a guardian of sentimental value!
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PuppyParty411
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a puppy-filled paradise. That’s right, we’ve got eleven adorable puppies running around causing chaos and mayhem. And guess what? They’re all the result of a questionable breeding decision made by one of our players. Will you help take care of them or sit back and watch the madness unfold?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a pregnant player who is sick and tired of dealing with all the puppy drama. Will you step in to lend a hand or will you join in on the chaos? The choice is yours!
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy situations you’ll find yourself in?
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BoyfriendDrama Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any seized nuts or greasy situations like in the real world! Join us for some epic car maintenance adventures without the drama of controlling dads and unexpected mishaps.Imagine a world where you can build your dream car from scratch, without any interference from annoying in-laws. No need to worry about being sidelined or feeling disrespected – on our server, you’re the master mechanic in charge!
So why join our server? Because here, the only thing getting seized is your excitement for all the crazy car creations you can come up with. Say goodbye to negative vibes and hello to a world of endless possibilities. See you on the server, where the only thing getting greased up is your creativity!
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MineCraftMania Server
Are you tired of feeling like a forgotten NPC in your own life? Join our Minecraft server and reclaim your identity!On our server, you can build a castle to symbolize your inner strength, mine for diamonds to represent your hidden gems, and battle creepers to show that you’re not afraid to face your fears head-on.
Just like how you want to change your name back to your maiden name, on our server, you can create a new persona and be whoever you want to be. Want to be a fearless warrior? Go for it! Want to be a master builder? The choice is yours!
So come join us and let’s embark on this epic journey of self-discovery together. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of belonging and purpose in this pixelated world. And hey, at least the creepers will give you more affection than your husband ever did!
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Momma’s Munchies – HungryCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of not getting the birthday treat you actually want! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forced to eat cake again. Our virtual Cheesecake Factory offers free cheesecake slices for all players, because we believe in celebrating birthdays the right way.But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.
So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!
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DormCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bunk bed drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride of bed-swapping adventures and passive-aggressive note-leaving quests.Imagine a world where changing beds every month is not just a suggestion, but a rule enforced by the dorm gods themselves. Will you be the hero who stands their ground and refuses to switch beds, or will you succumb to the pressure and embrace the chaos of constantly changing sleeping arrangements?
But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between roommates over desk space, heated debates over who gets the last slice of virtual pizza, and intense negotiations over whose turn it is to clean up the pixelated bathroom.
Join now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
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MommaBearSwimBan
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Texas in the summer? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the scorching heat outside.Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?
And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!
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Sleepover Shenanigans Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most inexperienced players can thrive! Just like Eren, who went from being a Minecraft virgin to a pro player in just one night!Join us for a wild adventure across Europe, where you can meet solo travelers looking for a good time. Who knows, you might even find someone who prefers playing with inexperienced players like you!
Don’t worry about privacy here, we keep all your secrets safe… unless you want us to spill the beans and help you score big in the game!
So come on, join us on this crazy journey where friendships are made, enemies are defeated, and virginity is no longer a barrier to success in Minecraft!