Imagine logging in to find your cousin’s wife, Nora, asking you to babysit her baby last minute because she’s having fibroid removal surgery. And get this – she can’t pay you because money is tight between her and your cousin. But wait, there’s more! Your mom jumps in, calling you rude for not calling off work to babysit, even though she won’t do it herself because her job is a “real job.”
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. On our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building, exploring, and surviving in a world where family obligations don’t come before your own priorities. So come join us and let’s laugh off the absurdity of it all together. Who needs babysitting when you can mine for diamonds, am I right?
Join our server and experience the thrill of defending your precious items, just like this player defended his beloved guitar amp from his nephew’s clutches. Imagine the epic battles that could ensue as you fight to keep what’s rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft!
Who needs a diamond sword when you have a legendary amp to protect? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player, you’re a guardian of sentimental value!
Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a puppy-filled paradise. That’s right, we’ve got eleven adorable puppies running around causing chaos and mayhem. And guess what? They’re all the result of a questionable breeding decision made by one of our players. Will you help take care of them or sit back and watch the madness unfold?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a pregnant player who is sick and tired of dealing with all the puppy drama. Will you step in to lend a hand or will you join in on the chaos? The choice is yours!
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy situations you’ll find yourself in?
Imagine a world where you can build your dream car from scratch, without any interference from annoying in-laws. No need to worry about being sidelined or feeling disrespected – on our server, you’re the master mechanic in charge!
So why join our server? Because here, the only thing getting seized is your excitement for all the crazy car creations you can come up with. Say goodbye to negative vibes and hello to a world of endless possibilities. See you on the server, where the only thing getting greased up is your creativity!
On our server, you can build a castle to symbolize your inner strength, mine for diamonds to represent your hidden gems, and battle creepers to show that you’re not afraid to face your fears head-on.
Just like how you want to change your name back to your maiden name, on our server, you can create a new persona and be whoever you want to be. Want to be a fearless warrior? Go for it! Want to be a master builder? The choice is yours!
So come join us and let’s embark on this epic journey of self-discovery together. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of belonging and purpose in this pixelated world. And hey, at least the creepers will give you more affection than your husband ever did!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can build your own virtual refrigerator filled with fresh, non-expired food. No more dealing with moldy leftovers or expired snacks, we only serve the best for our players. And if you ever find yourself in need of a meal, just ask your fellow gamers for some virtual food to cook up a feast.
So come on over to our server and leave the cake drama behind. We promise you won’t be the asshole in this situation, because here, we listen to our players’ preferences and make sure they have a great time. Join us now and let’s celebrate birthdays the cheesecake way!
Imagine a world where changing beds every month is not just a suggestion, but a rule enforced by the dorm gods themselves. Will you be the hero who stands their ground and refuses to switch beds, or will you succumb to the pressure and embrace the chaos of constantly changing sleeping arrangements?
But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between roommates over desk space, heated debates over who gets the last slice of virtual pizza, and intense negotiations over whose turn it is to clean up the pixelated bathroom.
Join now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?
And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!
Join us for a wild adventure across Europe, where you can meet solo travelers looking for a good time. Who knows, you might even find someone who prefers playing with inexperienced players like you!
Don’t worry about privacy here, we keep all your secrets safe… unless you want us to spill the beans and help you score big in the game!
So come on, join us on this crazy journey where friendships are made, enemies are defeated, and virginity is no longer a barrier to success in Minecraft!
An all round server with the following features: -Spleef -Kit-Pvp -Survival -Freebuild -Parkour -And more
88.150.171.170
HauntedMC is an awesome Dutch Minecraft server that includes various gamemodes. We also welcome English players!
Over 750.000 unique players joined. Fun for everybody, why not join and try one of the best servers for any age!
Our gamemodes includes: – KitPvP – Creative – Survival – SkyBlock – Factions – Vanilla And many more soon to come!
-> This server is Dutch, but we love English people too!
play.hauntedmc.nl
LavaNetwork is new! Love you to join please!
S25.hosthorde.com:25701
CakeFace Factions is a factions server focused on just having fun. We have easy to understand plugins such as MCMMO, Essentials, and MobCatcher. We hope to see you on the server!
Visit our website! : cakeface.co
Admin List Cake_Lancelot (Owner) LilDZombieKill3r Ashertruman creeper65432
play.cakeface.co
Welcome to VulcanMC! We are a custom coded Minecraft server network that has many gametypes. These include; – Prison – ON Prison – Factions – OP Factions – KitPVP – Survival Games – Skywars (coming soon) – Ultra Hardcore (coming soon) – New custom gamemodes and other servers to be released soon!
Want to join the server? Play.vulcanmc.net
play.vulcanmc.net
Welcome to StadioCraft! We would like to give you a warm welcome to our network and thank you for checking out our server. We want to give you a great, and strong feeling about the Server! We hope you enjoy your time! Our Network has Different Gameplays like: – Hub – Factions/PVP – Prison – Kit-PVP – SkyBlock – Creative – Survival – Minigames IP : play.stadiocraft.com
Play.stadiocraft.com
crafters
mc.craftersrefuge.com
Survine features SkyBlock, Creative, Survival, and KitPvP, we add plugins every week to ensure the best experience. Hope to see you there!
23.95.34.171
RealTekkit Official Server ! The server is 24/7. We have nice staff in amount of 4. The staff itself tries to survive legit, but we take actions when someone else needs help. We hope u can join us and have fun with us!!
198.12.88.15
Hello! Nice to see you here. I live in Switzerland, which you can obviously tell from my voice, but most of the players on our server come from Germany. I’ve also been programming my own plugins for a few days now, which will probably improve a lot on the server in the next few months! The server is very small, which of course doesn’t mean it’s not good! A very nice community plays on the server, if you don’t always want full rounds the server is perfect for you. But what most players like the most is our Life 2 project. Maybe you know the project back then when you didn’t play it – a project in which you can build freely. Same with us! You can just come to the server and get started straight away. We offer active variety with our game modes, optimized for the size of our server. …and of course, as already introduced, Life 2, Survival Games and Jump and Run’s! Four more separate game modes are being planned. Thomi100.net has a simple structure and was also created for beginners in Minecraft. We value a decent, nice community. We are also working on developing good, custom plugins for the server in order to provide the most performance for the entire server, which of course always reduces lags, the server practically never “lags”.
thomi100.net