AITAH Minecraft Servers

AITAH Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyFamilyDrama

    CraftyFamilyDrama
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 7718
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

    Picture this: a 15-year-old stepchild getting arrested at school for possession of Fentanyl, facing jail time and deportation. But wait, there’s more! The stepchild’s father is a non-citizen with a green card, and the mother is in the middle of a visa situation. Can you handle the drama? Can you survive the chaos?

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can experience the thrill of virtual family drama? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadBlocker

    DadBlocker
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 7409
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Votes: 6613 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Enchantments Applied: 209

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there! Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and family feuds that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera. Meet the player whose dad is about to get married but can’t because of a crazy inheritance situation. Will they give up their mom’s inheritance for love? Will they seek legal counsel and stir up even more chaos? The drama never ends on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a secret treasure hunt or two. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world?

    So why wait? Join our server today and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisFraud Minecraft Server

    SisFraud Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 6559
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret accounts, mysterious claims, and family feuds! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be too busy solving the mystery of who filed that claim on your behalf and why your sister is denying everything!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs actual unemployment when you can have virtual drama instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

    PropertyPayback Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 8971
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

    At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

    So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BikiniCraft Minecraft Server

    BikiniCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 6143
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your bikini size doesn’t matter and your uncle’s creepy comments are non-existent! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any judgment. Plus, we have virtual cover-ups for those who feel a little too exposed. So leave your family drama behind and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BedtimeBattlesMC

    BedtimeBattlesMC
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 6037
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being ruled by the bedtime police in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where bedtime is a thing of the past! We believe in flexibility and fun, just like this dad who let his son stay up late to watch James Bond. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all night long?

    On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny, just like this dad who stood up to his wife and her strict bedtime rules. No more fear of being judged as an undisciplined parent – on our server, anything goes!

    So come join us and let your inner rebel out. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a late-night battle against a horde of zombies, just like this dad fought against his wife’s strict rules. Let’s show the world that bedtime is just a suggestion, not a law!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoyfriendBlockerCraft

    BoyfriendBlockerCraft
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 4932
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this love triangle drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this story.

    Imagine a world where you can build your own drama-filled apartment with 4 beds and 2 baths, and invite random people from your past to crash on your virtual couch. Who needs privacy when you can have awkward encounters and heated arguments instead?

    Join now and experience the thrill of not knowing if your virtual boyfriend will choose you or the random girls from high school. Will you be cool with it or will you overreact like a pro? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoommateRageCraft

    RoommateRageCraft
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 5292
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a juicy soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while navigating through complex relationships. Will you be the one to stir up trouble or will you be the peacemaker in this virtual drama-filled land?

    Embark on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious whispers echoing through the ancient 90-year-old houses. Will you be able to solve the secrets hidden within the walls?

    But beware, for not all is as it seems. Keep an eye out for friends who may be harboring hidden grudges and unresolved emotions. Can you navigate through the tangled web of emotions and come out unscathed?

    Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Are you ready to dive into the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FlaggyMinecraftAITAH

    FlaggyMinecraftAITAH
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 4880
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1350
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with grumpy neighbors who can’t handle a little international flair? Then join our Minecraft server where you can fly as many flags as you want without fear of lockcutter-wielding old men!

    On our server, you can proudly display flags from all around the world without worrying about triggering anyone’s PTSD (unless they’re scared of creepers, in which case we can’t help you there). Plus, our community is full of friendly players who appreciate diversity and won’t threaten to cut down your virtual flags.

    So come join us and show off your Finnish-American pride in peace! Who knew that flying flags in Minecraft could be so controversial? But hey, that’s just how we roll on our server – outrageous and unapologetically flag-tastic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 6366
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Emeralds Found: 4060
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 New Chunks Explored: 531031
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a player who is torn between helping their struggling cousin and setting boundaries.

    Witness the epic saga of a single mother of five, who refuses to use condoms and keeps having babies with the same deadbeat father. Will she ever pay back the $700 debt she owes, or will she continue to take luxurious vacations instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Watch as our player debates whether to take custody of the kids to give them stability, all while wondering if they are being too judgmental or hypocritical. Will they end up buying food for the hungry children or letting them sleep in a cold house without utilities?

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and family drama that will leave you questioning your own morals. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome Back To /b/ Minecraft Server

    Welcome Back To /b/ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 1112
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the pigs can fly! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus King, a villainous ruler who commands an army of zombie villagers. Only the bravest of players dare to challenge him and claim his throne for themselves.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Enjoy your stay, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • My Thoughts on the 2024 Game Awards Minecraft SMP

    My Thoughts on the 2024 Game Awards Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 4601
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1108 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 New Chunks Explored: 786475
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    1. Yo, listen up! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, just know that Astro Bot totally deserves the GOTY award for being the most lit game out there. Plus, our server is filled with out-of-this-world builds that will make you feel like you’re in a whole other galaxy.

    2. Forget about The Witcher 4, we’ve got our own crazy stories going on in our SMP. Rumor has it that Ciri has joined our server and she’s slaying mobs left and right with her epic skills. Who needs Geralt when you’ve got Ciri on your side?

    3. And don’t even get me started on the music in our SMP. We’ve got FF7 Rebirth playing in the background 24/7, and let me tell you, the soundtrack is so fire that even creepers stop in their tracks to listen. So come join us and experience the epicness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Country Friends Minecraft Server

    Country Friends Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9632
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Enchantments Applied: 199
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft with the same old boring friends from your country? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and make friends from all over the world, because who needs friends in your own country when you can have friends from Antarctica, Mars, or even the Upside Down?

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills. So if you want to test your might against the infamous Herobrine, come join us!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of all time…the rainbow unicorn pig! Yes, you read that right. These majestic creatures roam our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. So if you want to ride a rainbow unicorn pig into battle, this is the server for you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs friends in your country when you can have friends from all corners of the Minecraft universe?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Space Minecraft Players

    SMP – Space Minecraft Players
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 5207
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, epic battles, and a whole lot of foolery.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite Dragon Age characters, and participate in intense waifu polls that will determine the fate of our server.

    We even have a secret underground society of players who believe they are actually living in the world of Dragon Age, complete with their own Solas poll to determine the future of our realm.

    So if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem, join us on this Minecraft SMP where anything is possible (including getting chased by a horde of angry chickens for accidentally breaking a block). Let the foolishness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 6404
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 278
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LemonLeaf’s Fauna-Free Minecraft Server

    LemonLeaf’s Fauna-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 7308
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Emeralds Found: 4076
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Mother Nature has taken a dark turn and become a Yandere! But don’t worry, she’s just looking out for you…in a creepy, obsessive way. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased through forests by a vengeful Mother Nature who just wants to love you to death.

    Our server is filled with twisted versions of animals and plants, all under the control of our Yandere Mother Nature. Watch out for the killer bunnies with razor-sharp teeth and the man-eating flowers that only bloom when they smell fear.

    But don’t let that scare you off! Join our server for a truly unique and thrilling Minecraft experience. Plus, if you survive Mother Nature’s affections, you’ll be rewarded with rare and powerful items that will make all your friends jealous.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where Mother Nature is both beautiful and deadly. Just remember, she’s always watching…and she loves you. To death.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Just buy an oled, bro – Minecraft SMP

    Just buy an oled, bro – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 3666
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Crops Grown: 4249 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers that make your eyes hurt with their outdated graphics? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like playing on an OLED TV for your eyeballs! Join us for a visually stunning experience that will make you question reality itself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves in a pixelated paradise.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures that only our server can provide. Just buy an OLED, bro, and get ready for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Indy Jones Minecraft Server

    Indy Jones Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 2406
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is basically the Indiana Jones FPS of the Minecraft world, except it happened 11 years before it actually did.

    Join us for epic adventures filled with treasure hunting, ancient ruins, and heart-pounding action. You’ll feel like a true explorer as you navigate through dangerous caves, dodge booby traps, and outsmart rival players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who will guide you on your quest and provide invaluable wisdom (and hilarious one-liners).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just watch out for that boulder… it’s a doozy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Narcissistic Carousel Minecraft SMP

    Narcissistic Carousel Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 9283
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
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