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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3897 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”
Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.