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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3120 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
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