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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4848 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!