aita Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HomelessHustleCraft

aita, cigarettes, Correct, DRIVE, follow, Food, Giggle, Grandma, HIGH, homeless man, HomelessHustleCraft, little ceasers, mental illness, mess up, Order, pizza, Ran, slurred voice, Spirited, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	3884	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old pizza runs with your great grandma? Looking for some excitement in your life? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Picture this: you and your great grandma are on a quest to retrieve the ultimate pizza from a virtual Little Caesars. But uh-oh, they mess up your order! Don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll encounter mysterious strangers who offer to give your incorrect pizza to a homeless man. Who knows what kind of crazy antics will ensue!

Experience the thrill of running from a giggling, cigarette-smelling man as you try to escape with your correct pizza order. Will you make it to safety in time? Will your great grandma forgive you for running to the car? Only on our server will you find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t be the AITA, be the hero of your own ridiculous story!

SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

aita, children, christmas eve, Fights, Fine, hard work, harmless fun, husband, jokes, next year, pillow cases, Presents, santa, sarcastic, SarcasticHub, Sorry., start fights, thanks, Wrapping, wrong way

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Animals Bred:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

Mum’sXmasExtraHour

abusive behavior, aita, autism, child support, christmas, Communication, confusion, divorced parents, emotional distress, family conflict, family time, handmade gifts, holiday plans, long tail tags, missed call, MumsXmasExtraHour, parental disagreement, silent treatment, Yelling

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are left at the door! Join us for a wild adventure filled with handmade presents, canceled Christmas plans, and screaming matches over the phone.

We promise a unique experience where you can stand your ground and insist on 1-2pm pick up times without fear of being called stupid or yelled at. Our server is a safe space for all, even if your dad thinks you make his life miserable.

Don’t worry about child support or unfair hours, just focus on building, crafting, and having a great time with your virtual family. So come on in, leave the real world drama behind, and let’s make some unforgettable memories together on our Minecraft server!

BrotherlyGifts2021

aita, BrotherlyGifts2021, deserving, family dynamics, financial burden, Generosity, Gifts, Good Kid, Job Search, Last year, little brother, mom, no return, out of work, Resentment, sibling relationship, spending money, Struggle, unappreciated, Upset

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on ungrateful family members? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we promise to appreciate your generosity! Join us and leave behind the real world drama of ungrateful siblings and lazy parents.

On our server, we understand the struggle of being the only responsible one in the family. That’s why we reward our players with virtual gifts and endless gratitude. No more wasting your diamonds on unappreciative family members – spend them on building epic structures and battling dragons with us!

Join now and leave behind the stress of being the family ATM. Our virtual world is full of adventure, fun, and most importantly, appreciation for your hard work. Don’t be the only one carrying the weight of your family – join our server and let us show you the appreciation you deserve!

XmasGrindCraft

aita, alone, appreciation, butterflies, christmas, Christmas alone, family, family time, holiday pressures, holiday stress, holidays, PRESSURE, RAINBOWS, spending holidays alone, spending time, spirit, stress, working on Christmas, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of all the holiday stress and family drama? Do you just want to escape it all and have some peace and quiet? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and avoid all the holiday chaos by building your own virtual paradise. No annoying relatives, no awkward conversations, just you and your blocky creations.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly to the moon on a rocket made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every player gets their own personal butler to cater to all their needs. Need more diamonds? Your butler will fetch them for you. Hungry for some virtual pizza? Your butler will whip it up in no time.

So why spend the holidays with boring old relatives when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to endless fun and adventure! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone

abusive ex, aita, Boyfriend, busy, celebration, christmas eve, Controlling, crocheting, ENERGY, Friends, game together, Gifts, hobby, hurt ankle, hurt feelings, inconsiderate, individual activities, parallel play, Plans, Promise, Sk8rBoiXmasEveGFLeftAlone, skateboarding, stocking shopping, Support, tiktoks

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of spending time with your boyfriend who loves to skateboard more than he loves spending time with you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships!

On our server, you can crochet to your heart’s content while your boyfriend watches tiktoks with his friends – no hurt ankles or inconsiderate gestures here! Plus, we have a special feature where you can toss virtual presents at each other when things get heated. And don’t worry, parallel play is our specialty – you can build your own world while your boyfriend does his own thing, just like in real life!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? 😉

CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings

advice, aita, Christmas season, college, Communication, condescending, Conflict Resolution, coworker, CreeperCafe, customer service, feelings, georgia, HARD, pet names, Restaurant, Rude, Server, small talk, southern accent, southern charm, stress, Tips

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?

Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!

MIL’s MineCraft Server: No Delayed Christmas!

aita, Boundaries, celebration, christmas, christmas dinner, christmas eve, delayed, delayed Christmas, Dinner, Divorce, family, Gifts, holidays, in-laws, Kids, lunch, MIL, mils, Minecraft, not going, partner, Server, Siblings, travel, Visit

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Meteorites Collected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of juggling multiple holiday celebrations? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family holiday gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of awkward conversations.

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to please everyone, just like trying to visit multiple families in one day. Will you make it to all the Christmas dinners in time, or will you end up lost in the virtual wilderness?

Create your own boundaries in-game, just like trying to set boundaries with your in-laws. Will you be able to navigate the tricky relationships and still have time to mine for diamonds?

So come join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art turkey for Thanksgiving. It’s a holiday celebration you won’t want to miss!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	7694	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!

FiancéeCraft Xmas LOLZ

aita, baking, christmas, cohabitating, committed relationship, Cooking, Disappointment, family, family photos, Fiancée Xmas Fiasco, FiancéeCraft, Fight, financial means, Gifts, leather jacket, lolz, out of work actor, patches, Promise, Resentment, self-hating, spikes, step-son, XMAS

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s Christmas debacle.

Imagine a world where your fiancée is a talented but unemployed actor, spending hours on end playing video games instead of finishing your leather battle jacket. Will you be able to survive the chaos and still have gifts under the tree?

With promises of no fights on Christmas, you’ll navigate through family photos, baking, and cooking, all while trying to contain your disappointment. Can you handle the drama and keep the peace in this crazy Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime, where every day is filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

ExBand-It Minecraft Server

aita, bigger picture., dj, entertainment agency, ex girlfriend, ExBandIt, feelings, first dance, fragile, guests, high school, Hotel, Minecraft, mutual friends, Portfolio, PROFESSIONAL, reception venue, refund, Server, Upset, venue manager, wedding band

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this wild wedding story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of encountering your high school ex as the lead singer of the band at your wedding! Will you kick them out like the OP did, or will you let them serenade you with their sweet melodies? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like the OP’s wife, other players may not understand your actions and may accuse you of still having feelings for your ex. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and come out on top?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a wedding with an unexpected ex appearance, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

dream come true, dream prize, endless abundance, exclusive gift, extraordinary gift, grand prize, jackpot prize, lavish abundance, lifetime supply, luxury item, Minecraft, never-ending stock, once in a lifetime opportunity, PrizePiggy, rare chance, smp, top choice, ultimate indulgence, ultimate reward, ultimate win, unlimited access, unlimited luxury, wish fulfillment

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only prize is bragging rights? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… diamond pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about running out of tools again as you mine your way to victory.

But that’s not all! Join our wacky community where players ride around on pigs wearing top hats and build houses out of giant floating cupcakes. We once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon… and actually made it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of diamond pickaxes and the envy of all your blocky friends.

NoCashNoCraft

betray, Boundaries, compromise, conscience, Deceive, dignity, dishonesty, Ethics, Integrity, Limits, MONEY, Morals, Never, NoCashNoCraft, personal beliefs, Principles, sacrifice, Self Respect, self worth, sell out, VALUES

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	5289
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who will challenge you to build the tallest tower made entirely of TNT. And if you can survive the explosion, you’ll be crowned the king of chaos! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

UkrainianCraft: Kursk Ops – More Power!

conflict zone, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Hodges, intelligence report, Kursk, Kursk region, military assessment, military capabilities, military capacity, Military operations, military readiness, military strength, military tactics, nato, Operation, Ops, power, strategic planning, surprise attack, UkrainianCraft, ukrainians

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Towns Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2390
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military capacity than you could ever imagine! we’re like the ukrainians in the kursk region, but even more badass! we’ve got tanks, helicopters, and even nukes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we dominate the minecraft world like never before. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show everyone who’s boss!

V for Vanilla – Where the only thing reset is your addiction to Minecraft! 1.21

addiction, AREA, Ban, BOMBERS, border, Chat, Cheating, DOXING, finland, Griefing, java, killing, Minecraft, Moderation, Permanet, Reset, rules, semi anarchy, smp, Spawn, Survival, Tnt, Vanilla, world

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	9690	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with players from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience, we welcome you to join us.

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
	Allowed
Duping	No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3-month temporary ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on the server?

As V For Vanilla aims to provide a true vanilla experience, the use of mods that alter gameplay is not allowed. Optifine and minimap mods are exceptions.

2. Are there any restrictions on building in the world?

Players are free to build wherever they like, but be aware that griefing is allowed. It’s recommended to hide and protect your valuable builds.

3. How do I report a player for cheating?

You can report a player by contacting a moderator or admin on the Discord server. Please provide evidence if possible.

4. What should I do if I encounter a hacker on the server?

If you suspect a player of hacking, please report them to a moderator or admin. Do not engage with the hacker or confront them directly.

5. Can I request a map reset?

Map resets are not planned at this time. The server aims to maintain a long-term world for players to build and explore in.

MelNeko’s Minecraft Server!

Archive, backup, Community, Content Creator, Download, Fans, Friend, Gaming, Help, Last Night, Mel Nekomata, MelNekos, Minecraft, ONLINE, recording, Request, Save, Server, Share, Stream, Support, twitch, Video

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Mel Nekomata herself! Rumor has it she’s been spotted riding a diamond-encrusted unicorn while battling a horde of evil creepers. Don’t miss out on the action!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

The One-Trick Pony SMP: Minecraft Shenanigans

banal, Boring, cliched, dull, LIMITED, Minecraft, monotonous, one trick pony, OneTrick, overdone, pony, predictable, Repetitive, Shenanigans, shitboard, smp, Tiresome, uncreative, unexciting, unimaginative, uninspired, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unvaried

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tricks? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of chaos and insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next. From exploding chickens to giant pink llamas, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to shower with riches. Will you be lucky enough to encounter this majestic beast?

So why waste your time on a boring old server when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

SnobbyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child welfare, condescending advice, council estate, criticism, Enabling, family dynamics, father figure, HR, learn their lesson, middle class, Minecraft, modelling gigs, overstep, parenting, part-time dad, Posh, rich coworker, Server, snob, SnobbyCraft, tough love, Working class

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9336	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Emeralds Found:	6368

Are you tired of dealing with snobby HR managers who think they know everything? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggles of being a full-time dad to your nephew while your brother chases modeling gigs. Build your own virtual family and show Susan who’s boss by creating the ultimate blocky empire. Let’s see if she can handle the pressure of surviving in our crazy world! Join now and let’s build some epic adventures together!

NoGiftNoPartyCraft

aita, blanket, bridal shower gift, bride, colors, complexity, cost, Crochet, DECEMBER, design, Expertise, family, handmade gift, Materials, NoGiftNoPartyCraft, pattern, sister, SIZE, tradition, Wedding, wedding present

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	6732	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers where you have to buy the same old gifts for the bride-to-be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a unique bridal shower experience like no other!

Join our server and instead of buying a traditional gift, you can crochet a virtual blanket for the bride-to-be! Not only will you save money on materials, but you’ll also have a chance to show off your creativity and skills in a whole new way.

And if your mom tries to tell you it’s “tradition” to buy a gift, just tell her that on our server, we make our own traditions. Who needs a physical gift when you can give the gift of a pixelated masterpiece?

So come join us on our server and crochet your way to bridal shower success. Who knows, maybe the bride-to-be will even wear your virtual blanket down the virtual aisle!

BrazilBlockParty

+x, Brazil, BrazilBlockParty, business closure, business news, business strategy, close operations, company announcement, company shutdown, corporate decision, economic impact, effective immediately, Financial implications, global market, international business, market withdrawal, operational shutdown, south america, strategic move, sudden closure

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Dimension Hops:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

so, like, this server is, like, closing in Brazil, like, right now. but don’t worry, cuz we got some, like, INSANE stuff happening on this server that you gotta check out. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. so, like, join now before it’s too late and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!