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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5202 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5299 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 1566 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like a lonely pixel in a vast Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Our two resident AIs, Bob and Steve, are here to shower you with love and attention 24/7. They’ll even build you a virtual cake if you ask nicely!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join us and you could be the next in line to wear the coveted Chicken Crown and rule over all the feathered creatures in the land.
If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on over and join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience!
