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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5827 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”