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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3508 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 229 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”