join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”
Well, if you want to relive those epic moments and create your own insane stories, then you gotta join our Minecraft server! We’ve got crazy events like pig riding competitions, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret hidden village filled with rare loot.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Test server for FleaMC, releasing to the public in June, 2025. Please do not join this yet as it is a test server and you will be banned from joining until June.
test.fleamc.net:2809
Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of sailing the high seas and battling fierce pirates for treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds!
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who wouldn’t wanna boogie down with a giant dragon, amirite?
So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig because this server is where the party’s at! Don’t be a square, join us and let’s build a world of pixelated insanity together!
Unlike Rachel, we won’t force you into awkward phone calls or make you listen to our relationship drama. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time with your fellow gamers. Plus, we promise not to upload any mirror selfies from questionable locations.
So if you’re tired of the drama and just want to relax and play some Minecraft, join us! Who needs Rachel and her crazy antics when you can join our server and have a blast without the unnecessary drama? See you in the game!
And the best part is, we have this crazy rule where every time you die, you have to do a silly dance in real life before respawning. It’s so random and wacky, you never know what’s gonna happen next!
Plus, we have this legendary player who once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. It was like something out of a fantasy movie, but in Minecraft!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of laughs, chaos, and just pure insanity, then you gotta join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a total noob who can’t handle the craziness, then maybe you should just stick to playing solitaire or something, lol.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player named Bob joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Bob defeated the chicken boss and became the king of the server, ruling over all the land with an iron pickaxe.
if u join dis server, u will have the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on the backs of ender dragons, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, u won’t find a more insane and fun server anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!!!
imagine mining for diamonds while also boosting your immune system, it’s a win-win! our randomised double-blinded clinical trial showed amazing results, so you know it’s legit.
join us now and become the healthiest minecraft player around, because who needs potions when you have MAGNETS!
Welcome to Punks! START OF THE server: PUNKS_DISCORD.ATERNOS.ME
This is the Minecraft vanilla server with a set of interesting plugins so that everyone can enjoy the game in their own way! We have everything: from protecting the private territories to a convenient economy and Sethoma system. Basic chips: Private territories with the ability to protect their buildings. Sethumes to conveniently teleport to the world. Economics with the ability to earn and spend money. Particles for beautiful effects. Overwatch cards and characters for new, bright adventures. Our server is open to everyone: people with autism and LGBT communities are welcoming here. We care about every player and create a friendly and supporting atmosphere. Join, build, develop and enjoy the game with us!
145.239.22.127:25701