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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5873 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!