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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1286 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”