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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1632 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”