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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4793 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Votes: | 5140 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”