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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 161 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”
