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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2467 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 883836 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1830 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”
