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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 201 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.
but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”