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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1658 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
come join our minecraft server, mate! it’s safer than an australian airline, trust me. we’ve got regulations up the wazoo to make sure you don’t fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper.
plus, our community is as friendly as a kangaroo on a sunny day. you’ll never feel lonely with all the other players building crazy structures and battling zombies together.
and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond mine that’s rumored to be hidden deep within the server. just watch out for the drop bears, they’re real sneaky little buggers.
so what are you waiting for, mate? come join the fun and adventure on our server. it’s a ripper of a time, guaranteed!
