| Website | Visit Coffee Network |
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| Discord | Join our Community |
Welcome to Coffee Network, the ultimate Minecraft experience! We’re home to a dynamic mix of KitPvP and Survival modes, with more exciting game modes coming soon! Whether you’re looking to conquer in PvP battles or build your empire in a survival world, we’ve got it all.
Note: Staff applications are currently closed, but we are always looking for active community members. Join us today and become part of a growing community of dedicated players!
| Question | Answer |
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| Are there any age restrictions to join the server? | No, players of all ages are welcome to join our server. |
| Can I join the server on a cracked version of Minecraft? | No, we only allow players with a legitimate copy of Minecraft to join. |
| How often are new game modes added to the server? | We aim to add new game modes regularly, stay tuned for updates on our website and Discord. |
Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Food Monster, who tempts players with delicious treats at every turn. Will you have the willpower to resist his sugary temptations, or will you succumb to the cravings and binge on virtual snacks until dawn?
With mini-games like “Cake Wars” and “Pizza Parkour,” you’ll never run out of ways to satisfy your hunger for adventure. So come join us on our server, where food addiction is not a problem – it’s a way of life!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning if you’re in the real world or just a pixelated dream. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to finding a unicorn in Minecraft (spoiler alert: it involves feeding a horse a stack of enchanted golden apples).
So why wait? Come join our wacky world and be a part of the most unique Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who shares your love for building giant statues of llamas.
Looking for a new family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family issues and create your own blocky family with fellow players. No DNA tests required here!
Join us to build your dream world and leave behind the drama of cheating moms and paternity tests. Our server is a safe space for all players to escape reality and just have a good time.
So come on, join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Who needs a mom demanding apologies and texts when you can have fun building and crafting in Minecraft? Let’s block out the negativity and create a new family within our pixelated world!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks upon stacks of rare blocks. Legend has it, anyone who finds this chest will be granted the power of infinite building creativity and will become the ultimate master builder in all the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to see who will be crowned the Chicken Champion of the server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and music discs galore.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other!
| About Us | Vanilla experience with a few plugins for grief prevention and additional features. Whitelisted server with LGBTQ+ friendly community. |
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| Players | 16+ dedicated players with varying skill levels and activities. |
| Features | (Opt-in) proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PvP, decorative player heads, community decisions, sleep skip. |
| Non-Features | No keep inventory, different modes than survival, economy plugins, donator perks. |
A: You can apply for the whitelist here.
A: The server is for players aged 16 and above.
A: Yes, inclusivity is a core belief of the community.
A: Some unique features include proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, and gradual world border expansion.
A: PvP is opt-in only on the server.
