But like, the real reason you should join is because we have the rarest, most elusive resource in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted bacon. Yeah, you heard me right. Our server admin found a secret recipe that combines diamonds and bacon to create the most OP food item in the game. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to hunt down your own diamond-encrusted pigs and craft your own bacon of champions.
So like, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement, then come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of undies – you’re gonna need ’em!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground racing league where players can compete for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner of the league gets a diamond-encrusted minecart that can travel at warp speed. So if you think you have what it takes to be the fastest driver in Minecraft, come join us and put the pedal to the metal!
but wait, deres more! our server is home to da rarest mob of dem all, da legendary derp-faced zombie. dis guy be walkin around wit a flower in his hand, spreadin love and hugs to all da players.
oh and did i mention our server has a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky skeletons? dey be breakin it down all night long, you won’t wanna miss it.
so come on down to our server, where da grass is neon green, da sky is rainbow colored, and da only limit is your imagination. join us now and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience.
| Type | Semi-Vanilla Factions |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.4 |
CollideCraft is a Semi-Vanilla SMP server with multiple plugins, an active player base, and a fun community. Join us for building, PVP, alliances, and enemies!
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| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join CollideCraft? | Simply connect to the server using the IP address and port provided. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | There are minimal rules in place to ensure everyone can have fun. Breaking these rules may result in consequences. |
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | Yes, PVP is allowed, so be prepared to defend yourself or form alliances. |
| Can I use mods on the server? | While some mods are allowed, make sure to check with the server staff before using them. |
| How can I report a player for griefing? | You can report any player for griefing to the server staff through Discord or in-game chat. |
Get ready to build, mine, and troll your way through a world filled with derpy memes and mind-bending shenanigans.
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted version of reality where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs.
So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner schizo and embrace the madness, then this is the server for you. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.
Are you ready to sponsor your half-sibling for permanent residency in our virtual world? Will you choose to bond with them or keep them at arm’s length due to their criminal record? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences of your decisions in this wacky Minecraft adventure.
Join now and show your extended family that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, even in the face of criticism. Build your own family legacy in our server and prove that blood may be thicker than water, but sometimes it’s just too darn messy to deal with.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with slides made out of emerald blocks. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of ninja villagers who can teach you how to do backflips and throw shurikens? Yeah, it’s pretty legit. So if you want to join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare for the ride of your life! 🤪🤙🏻🔥 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness
Join our server for the ultimate time-warping experience and see if you can beat the record for longest Minecraft session without realizing it! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t accidentally spend an entire week underground with only your diamond pickaxe for company. Trust us, it’s been done before…
