and get this, our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. we even have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties in town.
plus, our European defense stocks are through the roof, while American ones are just losing their marbles. so come on over and join the fun, before the creepers take over and turn everything into chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join our server for the ultimate editiony edition experience! We’ve got custom skins, crazy mods, and a community of fellow editionists who are just as obsessed with furries as you are.
Why join? Well, where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers? Or build a giant statue of your fursona out of diamond blocks?
Don’t miss out on the chance to let your furry flag fly high in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the editiony edition madness begin!
But wait, there’s more! You can also go back in time to when your parents first met and like, totally mess with their love story. Or go to ancient Egypt and steal Cleopatra’s eyeliner, because who wouldn’t want that iconic look, amirite?
So like, if you wanna join this wacky SMP and mess with history in the most lolzy way possible, hit me up and let’s make some chaos together! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. ππ¦π #TimeTravelMinecraftSMPftw
if you want to experience the ultimate in minecraft madness, join us at 999.OMG.999 and prepare to have your mind blown.
π€°πΌποΈββοΈ PREGNANT PLAYERS WELCOME! ποΈββοΈπ€°πΌ
Are you a badass mom-to-be who loves to stay active? Do you want to show off your baby bump while slaying dragons and building epic castles? Then this server is for you!
Join us for a wild ride filled with light weights, walking, and stretching – all while keeping your baby safe and sound. Forget about sitting at home and “acting like a proper pregnant woman” – on this server, we embrace the power of prenatal workouts!
But beware, there’s a villain lurking in the shadows… your mother-in-law! She’ll try to sabotage your gains and tell you that you’re “asking for a miscarriage.” But fear not, for you have the support of your husband and a whole community of pregnant warriors ready to back you up.
So come on, join us and let’s show the world that pregnant women can kick butt in Minecraft too! πͺπ€°πΌπ₯ #PregnantPower #MinecraftMamas