come join our epic minecraft server where we build planes like boeing but better cuz we got diamonds and sht. forget about boeing in 2024, they aint got nothin on us. we got flying pigs and cows that shoot lasers out their eyes. join us and be part of the most epic plane building adventure in the history of minecraft. trust me, you dont wanna miss out on this sht. fly high with us and leave boeing in the dust.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.
Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!
But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!
A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.
Release Date: Today!
Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.
| Q: How do I join the server? | A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted. |
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| Q: What is an Alliance? | A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances. |
| Q: How many Alliances are there currently? | A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server. |
| Q: Can I create my own Alliance? | A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one. |
Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?
Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!