Join us and experience the thrill of over 1,000 deaths per year in Canada’s two largest cities! That’s right, we bring the danger straight to your screen! Who needs boring old mobs when you can have airborne nanoparticles causing chaos and mayhem?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven that airborne nanoparticle concentrations are associated with increased mortality risk in Canada’s two largest cities. That’s right, we’re not just any old Minecraft server, we’re a public health hazard!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime (literally)! Just remember to wear your hazmat suit, because things are about to get wild!
But wait, there’s more! We have Felix, Flandre, and Shimanto Fate Sims waiting for you, along with a whole arcade prize shop filled with new games to play. And don’t forget about the Kasumi META event and Roma swimsuit skin – it’s like a cruise mission right in your Minecraft world!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about a Pittsburgh ASMR experience that will leave you tingling? Or maybe you’re more interested in the Daedalian Hymn war archives update, featuring Vittorio Veneto, Duca degli Abruzzi, Aquila, Torricelli, Maestrale, and Libeccio permanently added to the game.
But don’t wait too long to join, because we have even more crazy events coming up, like the JP 7th Anniversary stream, Nagato META, and the JuuchatProject Identity with Siren Oceana. Plus, we have a Mutsuki skin that will make your character look fierce on the battlefield.
So what are you waiting for? Bind your account before you lose it in the next update, and remember that /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too cool for that. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ before asking.
Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride through a world where flowers don’t bear fruit and the adventures never end!
Reasons to join: – No constant comparisons to other relationships, unless it’s about who built the best castle! – No yelling or arguments, just friendly banter and epic battles against mobs. – No accusations of looking at other players, because let’s face it, we’re all too busy mining for diamonds to notice anyone else. – No hysterical crying or emotional breakdowns, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.
So come join us on this server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama IRL. See you in the game!