JOIN US AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A DRAGON WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH YOUR TRUSTY BANANA SWORD!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SPAWN POINT IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE LLAMAS RULE THE LAND AND YOU CAN TRADE WITH THEM FOR UNICORN HORNS? YEAH, IT’S PRETTY EPIC.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT? #YOLO #CREEPERPARTY #LLAMALOVE
also, we got a secret underground city filled with talking llamas who will trade u diamonds for cookies. but be careful, they have a llama mafia that will break ur kneecaps if u try to cheat them.
oh, and did i mention we have a haunted forest where u can find a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples? yep, it’s true.
so if u wanna join a server where u can ride dragons, trade with llamas, and find unicorn poop, then come join us. but be warned, once u join, u can never leave. mwahahaha.
come join our server and experience the thrill of boarding a virtual plane in the most outrageous way possible. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds hidden in the overhead compartment!
and if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine all the crazy adventures you’ll have with our wacky community. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! true story, bro.
so what are you waiting for? hop on board our server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next. trust us, it’ll be a flight you won’t forget!
Experience the thrill of trying on virtual bridesmaid dresses, only to have the bride reject them because “it’s not how you wear it, sweetie.” Will you survive the emotional rollercoaster of trying to please a bride who is more insecure than a creeper in daylight?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready to rock a chest binder in-game, because apparently that’s the key to making the bride feel less insecure. Feel the pain of squeezing your virtual DDs into a binder while questioning your life choices.
Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you’ll question if you should even attend the big day or risk being labeled as the ultimate AH. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join now!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, without the constant texts about minor injuries. We promise there will be no knee-related drama here, only epic quests and pixelated adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with your friend’s knee anxiety is more exhausting than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!
our players swear by the egg diet, even if they have high cholesterol levels. join us on this wild ride of egg-citement and see the incredible health benefits for yourself. who knew that the key to immortality was just a few eggs away?
so what are you waiting for? come join our egg-tastic server and start cracking those eggs for a healthier, happier life. and remember, on this server, we yolkingly take health seriously.
| Geopolitical Kingdoms Minecraft Server |
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| Overview |
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| Join a server where you can craft, create, and conquer in a world of Geopolitical Kingdoms. Claim lands, name your kingdom, and participate in a player-driven Supreme Court. Utilize custom addons for magic, knights, and farming to enhance your gameplay experience. |
| FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions |
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| Q: How do I join the server? A: Join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided: https://discord.gg/zKEUQ4gRKN. Follow the application process in the rules channel to start your adventure in Regelia. |
| Q: What roles can I take on in Regelia? A: You can be a Builder, creating castles and towns; a Politician, forming alliances or rivalries; a Judge, shaping server laws in the Supreme Court; or a Leader, assisting the server as a Moderator. |
| Q: Why should I join Regelia? A: Join to build your legacy, create player-driven stories, shape the community, and experience custom addons such as Epic Knights, A Magic Way, and Farmer’s Delight. |
| Q: How can I make a difference in Regelia? A: Apply to be a candidate for the Supreme Court to change server rules and enhance everyone’s experience. You can also apply to be a Moderator to help maintain fairness and fun. |
| Q: Is Regelia an inclusive server? A: Yes, Regelia is inclusive and collaborative, allowing all players to shape the server through their actions and decisions. |
On this server, you can build your own crazy creations and let your imagination run wild. It’s like therapy for your brain, man.
Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet all sorts of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to the real world. It’s time to get lost in this epic Minecraft adventure!
Don’t worry about being overdressed, because on this server, the more extravagant, the better! We want you to feel like a Minecraft princess in your silk bias-cut dress, just like Kiera Knightley in Atonement (minus the sash, of course).
But be warned, the bride might get jealous of your stunning outfit and start throwing passive-aggressive shade your way. Don’t let her rain on your virtual parade – show off that dress with pride and let the compliments roll in from your fellow blocky friends.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where drama unfolds over dress choices and where you can be the belle of the blocky ball. Who knew a virtual wedding could cause so much pixelated chaos? Join now and let the fun begin!
But get this, the confirmation hearings are like, the most hilarious part. They ask you the most random questions like “How many chickens can you fit in a minecart?” and “Do you prefer cake or pie?” It’s so dumb but so freaking funny.
And the best part is, they confirm everyone anyway. Like, even if you answer all the questions wrong, they still let you join. It’s like a big joke, but in a good way. So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and qualifications don’t matter, this is the place for you. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the players. Will you join forces with the pigs or will you fight against them to maintain order in this crazy world?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable land!
