ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.
ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.
oh, and did i mention the haunted mansion filled with ghost chickens? yea, they cluck and haunt at the same time. it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond mine guarded by a squad of ninja turtles. they’re like, the protectors of the bling bling, yo.
so, if you wanna experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server, cuz ain’t no other place like it. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! WOOHOO!
Join now to experience the thrill of flying without actually crashing in real life! Who needs airlines when you can just teleport around the server like a boss? Plus, you never know when a random plane might crash and make headlines, adding to the excitement!
So come on, join the chaos and mayhem on this server where even airlines can’t resist the temptation to play! It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally!
why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even airplanes are avoiding russian airspace just to come play with us.
we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese.
plus, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. so come on over and join the fun, because this server is so awesome, even the sky is the limit!
our server is so lit that even Russia is like, “whoa, that’s some next level stuff!” and they ain’t wrong, fam. we got experts sayin’ that this server is the bomb dot com, and it’s not just cuz of some lame bird strike, nah mean?
join us now and experience the wildest ride of your life! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. trust me, once u join this server, u ain’t never gonna wanna leave. so what u waitin’ for? come on over and let’s get this party started!
we got flying pigs that deliver u to ur destination in style, no crashes here, only laughs and good times! plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make u forget all about those boring old flights.
come join us and explore our crazy world where u can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of diamonds, and make friends with talking chickens. trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Description | Wholesome SMP is a HermitCraft style, community driven SMP for Java 1.21+ where your voice matters. We have a tightly-knit long-lasting community which makes Minecraft as fun as possible. |
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| Player Base | We have a diverse playerbase from all around the world and welcome all. |
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| How to Join | Send a friend request on Discord (@mrtup). |
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| How can I join the server? | Send a friend request on Discord (@mrtup). |
| What are the key features of the server? | Key features include running Fabric 1.21, player-initiated events and games, large-scale community builds, group creation, and a community-driven economy. |
| What mods are available on the server? | Mods include Ledger for protection from griefers, Proximity Voice Chat, Squaremap, Multiplayer sleep, Player Heads, and Armour Statues Book. |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking fridge named Fridgesuna. Fridgesuna whispered seductive promises of epic loot and forbidden pleasures, luring the player into a world of erotic roleplay unlike anything they had ever experienced.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of pixelated unicorns who grant wishes to those who can prove their worth in the art of seduction. Imagine riding into battle on a rainbow unicorn while wielding a diamond sword and wearing nothing but a leather thong. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.
So, if you’re ready to unleash your wildest fantasies and dive headfirst into a world of pixelated passion, join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadFridgesuna Edition. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Join us for a fun and thrilling adventure where you won’t have to play hide and seek with your belongings. Say goodbye to the days of searching through someone else’s chest for your enchanted sword – on our server, your items stay right where you left them!
Don’t be like this poor player who has to deal with their stuff constantly disappearing into the void of someone else’s room. Join our server and keep your treasures safe and sound in your own virtual home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Forget about being the designated caretaker or having to deal with entitled family members. On our server, the only thing you need to take care of are your virtual pets and creations. No one will guilt trip you into taking on more than you can handle.
Plus, with our inheritance system, you can rest assured that your hard-earned virtual wealth will be safe from greedy relatives. You won’t have to worry about being cut out of any wills or dealing with family drama over money. In fact, you can use your virtual riches to create the most epic builds and show off your wealth in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless fun and freedom!
Join us and experience the thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion by one block, only to turn around and accidentally fall into a pit of lava!
But wait, there’s more! How about the time you finally find diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky Enderman who teleports away with a maniacal laugh?
And let’s not forget the epic battles with other players, where you can show off your impeccable timing by accidentally hitting yourself with your own arrows or falling off a cliff while trying to do a fancy parkour jump.
So if you’re looking for a server where every moment is a perfect timing moment, join us now and start experiencing the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!
Choose your side and battle it out in epic soccer matches on the virtual field. Will you score more goals like Ronaldo or show off your fancy footwork like Messi? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair where you can find rare treasures and battle mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted the power to bend it like Beckham!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who will reign supreme – Team Ronaldo or Team Messi? Only time will tell…
