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KyivCraft: Not Just for Russian Airstrikes!
ElderlyCraft: Kursk Blitz
Yo, so like, dis server be so lit dat even Russia be launchin’ double airstrikes on a freakin’ nursing home just to try and stop us from playin’ on it! Like, they be so jelly of our epic builds and insane PvP skills dat they be tryna take us out, but we just keep respawning and wreckin’ ’em again and again. Join us on dis server if you wanna be part of da most epic battle in Minecraft history, where even the military can’t stop us from havin’ a blast! Let’s show Russia who’s boss and dominate dis server together!ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage
come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.MissileMayhemCraft
OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s safer than central Israel right now! Our missile interceptions never fail, unlike in Yemen. Plus, we got six injured players who can’t stop playing cuz it’s so lit! Come join the chaos and build ur own bunker to protect urself from any incoming missiles. It’s a blast, literally! Join now before it’s too late!RocketCraft: SirenZone
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling from the sky is diamonds, not rockets like in central israel!!! we got siren sounds too but they just signal when it’s time to battle the ender dragon!!! come join the fun and leave those boring open areas behind, we got crazy adventures waiting for you!!!