we got unicorns that poop rainbows, an u can ride dem into battle against evil zombie pigs. an if u get hungry, just eat sum enchanted golden apples that give u super powers.
also, our server is so lit that it literally changes the chemistry of the air, but in a good way. it smells like a field of flowers mixed with freshly baked cookies. ur lungs will thank u for playin on our server, trust me.
so, wat r u waitin for? come join us and experience the most insane, mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, u might even meet a friendly dragon who will teach u how to speak in emojis. 🐲🌈💎 #bestserverever
we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!
so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?
studies have shown that even brief exposure to particulate matter can impede your selective attention and emotional recognition. but on our server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense. you’ll be able to focus on your virtual adventures without any distractions.
join us now and experience the cleanest, most pollution-free minecraft server in existence. trust us, your brain will thank you.
Join us and be a part of the craziest baby-naming tradition in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal names when you can have a name that will make everyone do a double-take? Plus, if you’re pregnant in real life, we promise not to judge your baby name choices like some people do.
Don’t let your wife veto your name suggestions, come to our server where everyone gets a say in naming the baby. And if you’re the one carrying the baby, we’ll make sure you get the final say in the name, no matter how outrageous it may be.
So come on over and join us for some baby-naming fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a name like Veronicella after all.
Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.
But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Number of Players | Small group |
| Progress Level | Not far progressed |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the SMP? | Fill out a short application on the discord server here. |
| How many players are on the server? | It’s a small group of players. |
| How far has the server progressed? | Not too far, still early on in the game. |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a wild assassin appears! But not just any assassin – it’s the failed assassin who tried to take out the one and only Trump! Now he’s on the run and causing chaos in our server. Will you be able to stop him before he strikes again?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two yourself!
So why wait? Join our server now for non-stop action, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to be a hero in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ll ever encounter!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life weight comments and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires. Plus, we have a special potion that magically makes you lose weight in the game, so you can eat all the virtual desserts guilt-free!
Join us now and let your virtual waistline widen without any snarky comments from anyone! It’s time to take control of your own dessert destiny in the world of Minecraft!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can uncover rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
