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NICUinLawsGoneWild

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Complaints, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, family, healing, homecoming, in-laws, newborn, NICU, NICUinLawsGoneWild, pelvis, pumping, relationships, self-centered, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Potions Brewed:	85
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, car accessories, car customization, car design, car features, car gadgets, car innovation, car technology, car trends, car upgrades, luxury car features, Minecraft, modern car features, pointless car features, smp, unnecessary car features, useless car feature, useless car gadgets, UselessCarFeature

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

FoodFlashback1900s

1900s, culinary advancements, culinary discoveries, culinary evolution, culinary history, cultural shock, Food Industry, food innovation, food nostalgia, food technology, food trends, FoodFlashback1900s, gastronomic revolution, historical cuisine, historical recipes, new food, Surprising, traditional dishes, unexpected flavors, unusual ingredients

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	7890
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Step right up, folks, and join our Minecraft server where we serve up some seriously mind-blowing cuisine straight out of the 1900s! Imagine the look on people’s faces back then when they saw our menu items like avocado toast, sushi burritos, and cronuts. They would have thought we were wizards from the future serving up food from another dimension!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Bacon-Wrapped Unicorn Burger, a mythical delicacy that will have you questioning reality with every bite. And don’t even get us started on our signature dish, the Time-Traveling Tacos, made with ingredients sourced from different eras in history.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, come join our server and feast like a time-traveling king! Who needs a DeLorean when you’ve got a Minecraft server serving up food that will blow your mind and taste buds?

RoyalRainbow Minecraft Server

acceptance, equality, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, King, landmark, law, legislation, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Monarchy, progressive, RIGHTS, RoyalRainbow, same sex, Server, signs, social change, thai, thailand

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Emeralds Found:	2096	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

come join our minecraft server where the thai king himself has signed same-sex marriage into law in the game! now you can marry your minecraft buddy and have a virtual wedding with all your blocky friends as witnesses. build a rainbow castle together and live happily ever after in our pixelated paradise. who knew the thai king was such a progressive gamer? join now for the most epic love story in minecraft history!

SuicideCraft: No unauthorized capsule use!

Arrests, assisted death, assisted dying, assisted suicide, capsule, controversial cases, criminal charges, criminal investigation, end of life care, end-of-life decisions, ethical dilemmas, EUTHANASIA, law enforcement, legal issues, legal repercussions, suicide capsule, SuicideCraft, Swiss law, switzerland, unauthorised use, unauthorized, unauthorized actions

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like blocky adventures and building stuff? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken. but this wasn’t any ordinary chicken, oh no. this chicken had laser eyes and could shoot fireballs out of its butt. it was epic.

then, there was another player who found a secret dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there were also evil bunnies guarding the loot. yes, evil bunnies. they had fangs and everything.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches? it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

Epic Ender Cell Prolif. Server

Cell, cell division, cell growth, Cell Proliferation, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, Ender, Endogenous opioid signalling, endogenous signalling, ependymal cells, Epic, neural stem cells, neurogenesis, neuroregeneration, opioid peptides, opioid receptors, opioid signalling, opioid therapy, pain management, Prolif, regenerative medicine, Server, spinal cells, spinal cord, spinal ependymal cell proliferation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic adventure where endogenous opioid signalling regulates spinal ependymal cell proliferation. i know, sounds crazy right? but trust me, once u see those ependymal cells multiplying like crazy, u’ll be hooked! plus, our server has the best virtual opioids in town, so u can really get that high while u play. join now for the trip of a lifetime!

What is the IP for Rocket League Esports Minecraft Server?

day 4, dickies arena, esport, esports, Fort Worth, League, Minecraft, pro rocket league, RL, rl tournament, rlcs, rlcs 2024, rlcs championship, Rocket, rocket league, rocket league 2024, rocket league championship series, Rocket League tournament, Server, swiss round 3, swiss round 4, swiss round 5, texas, World Championship, worlds

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1933
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	135
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchantments Applied:	168
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Animals Bred:	82
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Rocket League Esports is a competitive video gaming league based on the popular game Rocket League. Players compete in teams to score goals by driving rocket-powered cars and utilizing various tactics and strategies to outmaneuver their opponents. The eSports scene has gained popularity in recent years, with professional players and teams competing in tournaments for cash prizes and glory. Rocket League Esports has a growing fanbase and is considered one of the premier eSports leagues in the world.

Quantum Project Minecraft Server

Achievements, Bosses, Dungeons, Quests, RPG, Skyblock, STICKERS

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Rpg Bosses Dungeons Quests Achievements Stickers

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Foxden: Not-so Vanilla Foxes Surviving Mischief Pranks on 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, age-restriction, Ban, Community, consent, Discord, Farms, Foxden, foxes, Griefing, Homophobia, java, Map, Minigame, Mischief, Moderator, Notso, Plugins, pranks, Property, PvP, racism, Reset, Semi Vanilla, Server, Slurs, stealing, Survival, Surviving, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

About Foxden Minecraft Server

About us	Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with some plugins to enhance gameplay.
Add-ons	Dynmap, No chat reporting, Carpet, and more. Plus small datapacks and tweaks.
Current Map Age	2 months old (no plans for reset)

Rules

1	Must be a member of the Discord
2	No slurs, homophobia, racism, abuse
3	No griefing, stealing, damaging
4	No using Farms or villagers without permission
5	No PvP/killing without consent

How to join

Join our Discord, read rules channel, react to message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in whitelist channel.

Join Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is there an age restriction?	There is no official age restriction, but discretion is advised.
What happens if I break the rules?	Moderators may warn, temp ban, or permaban based on their discretion.
Can I prank other players?	Pranks are allowed as long as they do not ruin another player’s work.

Crafty Traders Minecraft Server

balance changes, Crafty, death cult, delayed, DISCOUNT, dlc, Hotfix, Koronus Expanse, Localization Tool, Minecraft, ost, patch update, rebalance, released, Rogue Trader, season pass, Server, TactiCon 2024, Teaser, Thread Archive, Traders, Void Shadows, Warhammer, warhammer 40k

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server, back to the barn edition! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, come join us for some Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader fun! We’ve got mods that will blow your mind and DLCs that will make you question reality.

Ever wanted to explore the Koronus Expanse in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server has it all, from Death Cult introductions to major balance changes that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get me started on the Void Shadows DLC – it’s a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! TactiCon 2024 is coming up, and we’re offering a 35% discount to all players. Plus, our community is so awesome that we even have a Localization Tool for all your language needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.