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The PG Fans Ain’t Gonna Like This One – Minecraft SMP

discontented, Disappointment, Unhappy, unimpressed, Gonna

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic battles with flying squids. Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and blow up everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and lava waterfalls. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasures within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the chaos, my fellow blockheads!

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my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

my shit ain’t parallel, not parallel, parallel structure, SMPpblockquote, parallel dimensions

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

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Minecraft SMP: > Creed: “Ain’t gonna be no rematch,…”

Training, boxing, Fighting, COMEBACK, Champions

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the battles are as intense as a Rocky vs Apollo rematch! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when someone will challenge you to a duel and yell “STALLION, WHERE’S MY REMATCH?!”

Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, just like Apollo Creed demanding a rematch. So if you’re ready to test your skills against the toughest players in the Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion!

But beware, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline-pumping action and insane battles that will leave you shouting “Ain’t gonna be no rematch, ain’t gonna be no rematch!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

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1.21 Problems But a Whitelist Ain’t One – Vanilla Edition

Aint, rules, Render Distance, Grief, Fun

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	217.182.183.66:26945
Description	Survival server where no rules apply. You can steal/grief. It’s encouraged to build far away. If you want to hunt other players’ houses, the server’s max render distance is 32. So it’s not impossible to see bases far away. Trying to get as many people on as we can. Relatively new server. It’s only 4 days old.

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on this server?

A: No, there are no rules on this server. Players are allowed to steal and grief.

Q: Can I build close to other players’ bases?

A: It’s encouraged to build far away from other players to avoid having your base targeted.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is relatively new, only 4 days old.

HagCraft SMP – /a/ Ain’t Got Time for Hags!

smp, mythical creatures, discussion, Beliefs, A

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is ruled by a group of hilarious hags who will keep you on your toes with their crazy antics. From turning players into chickens to hiding diamond ore in the most random places, these hags will make sure you never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and earn special rewards. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found by the bravest adventurers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our hag-infested world!

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BaconSMP – No Way To Sin, we ain’t no vanilla server!

Land, Explore, semi-daily, smp, BUILD

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BeaconSMP
IP Address	136.175.187.117
Port	25610

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is BeaconSMP?	BeaconSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP server where players can create towns, claim land, and participate in community events.
How often do community events occur?	Community events happen semi-daily on BeaconSMP.
What kind of economy does BeaconSMP have?	BeaconSMP uses a diamond economy to keep things simple and fun for players.
Can players visit each other’s creations?	Yes, players are encouraged to visit and explore each other’s builds on the server.

MinecraftMayhem – Where Creeper’s explode & players troll. Ain’t nobody got time for that. #servergoals #gamersunite

travel etiquette, Players, places to visit, troll, MinecraftMayhem

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server with more chaos and craziness than you can handle? Well buckle up, buttercup, because our server is like a hot mess express on steroids!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!

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NoSleepNoGuestsMC

UNFAIR, Friend, overnight guests, relaxing weekend, Cancel

Are you tired of unexpected guests ruining your plans for a chill weekend of Minecraft and relaxation? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that no unwanted guests will crash your virtual party!

Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun, where the only guests you’ll encounter are friendly mobs and fellow players. No unexpected visitors allowed, unless they come bearing diamonds as gifts!

Don’t let real-life drama interfere with your gaming escapades. Escape to our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which color of wool to use for your next masterpiece.

So come on over and join us for a stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests and secret passages. Say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to endless fun!

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Roomy Elephants Digging Craft

Communication, Perception, Meaning, taboo, elephants

hav u ever seen an elephant in a room? well, now u can in our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life. we have elephants that can fly and shoot lasers out of their trunks. u can ride them into battle against evil unicorns and giant chickens.

we also have a secret underground base where u can find treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but be careful, there are traps everywhere and u might end up in a room full of angry llamas.

if u survive all that, u can join our epic dance party with the villagers and creepers. we have a dj booth made out of diamonds and u can request ur favorite tunes like “creeper, aw man” on repeat.

so come join us at Elephant In The Room and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

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❤️ MIGOSMC❤️ AmongUs, Squid Game ⭐ 1.8-1.12.2 Minecraft server

Minecraft, 1.8-1.12.2, Amongus, Server, MIGOSMC

SQUID GAME!

SQUID GAME!

SQUID GAME!

SQUID GAME!

SQUID GAME!

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