Aint – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

The PG Fans Ain’t Gonna Like This One – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic battles with flying squids. Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and blow up everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and lava waterfalls. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasures within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the chaos, my fellow blockheads!

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my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

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Minecraft SMP: > Creed: “Ain’t gonna be no rematch,…”

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the battles are as intense as a Rocky vs Apollo rematch! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when someone will challenge you to a duel and yell “STALLION, WHERE’S MY REMATCH?!”

Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, just like Apollo Creed demanding a rematch. So if you’re ready to test your skills against the toughest players in the Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion!

But beware, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline-pumping action and insane battles that will leave you shouting “Ain’t gonna be no rematch, ain’t gonna be no rematch!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

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1.21 Problems But a Whitelist Ain’t One – Vanilla Edition

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	217.182.183.66:26945
Description	Survival server where no rules apply. You can steal/grief. It’s encouraged to build far away. If you want to hunt other players’ houses, the server’s max render distance is 32. So it’s not impossible to see bases far away. Trying to get as many people on as we can. Relatively new server. It’s only 4 days old.

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on this server?

A: No, there are no rules on this server. Players are allowed to steal and grief.

Q: Can I build close to other players’ bases?

A: It’s encouraged to build far away from other players to avoid having your base targeted.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is relatively new, only 4 days old.

HagCraft SMP – /a/ Ain’t Got Time for Hags!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is ruled by a group of hilarious hags who will keep you on your toes with their crazy antics. From turning players into chickens to hiding diamond ore in the most random places, these hags will make sure you never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and earn special rewards. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found by the bravest adventurers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our hag-infested world!

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BaconSMP – No Way To Sin, we ain’t no vanilla server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BeaconSMP
IP Address	136.175.187.117
Port	25610

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is BeaconSMP?	BeaconSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP server where players can create towns, claim land, and participate in community events.
How often do community events occur?	Community events happen semi-daily on BeaconSMP.
What kind of economy does BeaconSMP have?	BeaconSMP uses a diamond economy to keep things simple and fun for players.
Can players visit each other’s creations?	Yes, players are encouraged to visit and explore each other’s builds on the server.

MinecraftMayhem – Where Creeper’s explode & players troll. Ain’t nobody got time for that. #servergoals #gamersunite

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server with more chaos and craziness than you can handle? Well buckle up, buttercup, because our server is like a hot mess express on steroids!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!

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Eternal Quests 1.20.3

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Yo, bros, have you seen this Minecraft server that’s blowing up all over the place? It’s like the hottest thing since diamonds in the game!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got crazy events happening all the time, like pig races and zombie dance parties.

And get this, on this server, you can ride on the backs of flying llamas while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in block form.

Plus, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes to players who find the hidden golden potato. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server.

So come on, join us and let’s all lose our minds together in the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. It’s gonna be a blast, bros!

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NostalgiaCraft SMP

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OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal that led me to a land full of talking chickens. And these chickens were like, “Join the SMP, it’s lit af!” And I was like, “Say no more, fam!”

But wait, there’s more! The air on this server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with the scent of victory. Every time I take a whiff, I’m transported back to my childhood when I was a ninja warrior fighting off evil mobs with my trusty sword made of cheese.

So yeah, if you wanna relive your childhood memories or just have a good time with some crazy peeps, join this Minecraft SMP now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. It’s gonna be LIT!

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BlockyWisdom

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“Join our Minecraft server and live by the quote ‘Diamonds are a girl’s best friend’ because on our server, diamonds are literally everywhere! You’ll be swimming in diamonds faster than you can say ‘Creeper, oh man!’ Plus, our community is so friendly that even the Endermen will stop teleporting away just to say hi. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding llama.”

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StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Online Slavery

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hey u, yea u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server where elon musk’s starlink is keepin modern slavery compounds online??? yea, u heard me right! we got da craziest shenanigans goin on in dis server. we got villagers runnin around like crazy, tryna escape da evil clutches of da players. but don’t worry, we got u covered with all da tools and weapons u need to keep em in line. join us now for a wild ride through elon musk’s twisted world of minecraft madness!

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Pandemic Kids Rule – U of M Study

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so like, u know how u gotta wear a mask and wash ur hands all the time now cuz of the thing that shall not be named? well, this server is like the ultimate public health practice for ur minecraft character! we got hand sanitizer dispensers all over the place and if u don’t wear a mask, u get teleported to a quarantine zone where u gotta mine obsidian for 24 hours straight!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where u can create potions that make u immune to any virus or disease in the game! u can even throw potions at other players and give them a virtual flu or something, it’s hilarious!

join our server now and become the ultimate public health warrior in minecraft! trust us, ur character’s immune system will thank u later!

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Inferiority Genetic Realms 1.21.2

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of your genetic inferiority!

We offer a virtual world where you can be a 10/10 diamond pickaxe instead of a 2/10 human.

Build your dream castle, mine for virtual diamonds, and show off your pixelated beauty to all the other players.

Who needs genetics when you have the power to create your own perfect world in Minecraft?

Join now and leave your inferiority complex at the door – this server is for winners only!

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DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic family members in sight!

Join us for a server full of fun and laughter, where you can finally pursue your dreams of becoming a voice actor without any judgment from your dad. No more arguments or screaming matches here, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, our server is filled with amazing players who will support you in all your creative endeavors. Say goodbye to one-sided relationships and hello to a community that truly cares about you.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. It’s time to focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and having a blast with your new Minecraft friends!

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Wedding vs Concert – AITAH Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, concert dilemmas, and Slipknot concerts (yes, you read that right).

Picture this: you’re all set to attend a Slipknot concert with your hubby, but then your Aunt Kathy drops the bomb that she’s getting married on the same day. What do you do? Do you ditch the concert for the wedding or risk Aunt Kathy’s wrath? The plot thickens when Aunt Kathy decides she doesn’t want your kids at the wedding, causing a family showdown of epic proportions.

But fear not, because amidst all the chaos, there’s a Minecraft server waiting for you to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or obsidian. So come join us for a server experience crazier than Aunt Kathy’s wedding planning!

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KidAtHeartMC SMP

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Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures, bro.

Like, one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken boss that was shooting lasers out of its eyes, bro. And then we all had to team up and defeat it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. It was so epic, bro.

And like, the admins on this server are so cool, bro. They’re like wizards who can make anything happen. One time, I asked for a pet dragon and they actually gave me one. It was so lit, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and have the craziest adventures, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best thing ever.

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MicrowaveMysteries

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people leave 1 second on the microwave and ruin your whole day? Well, fear not, because our server is microwave-friendly! That’s right, we welcome all microwave users, no matter how many seconds you leave on there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant microwave castle, complete with popcorn farms and hot pocket stables. But beware, there are rumors of a secret faction known as the “Microwave Mafia” who will stop at nothing to protect their precious microwaves.

So come on down to our server and show those 1-second microwave leavers who’s boss! Just make sure to bring your own popcorn, because the microwave mafia has been known to confiscate all snacks within a 10-block radius.

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