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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4112 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.
Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.