join us and help build tanks, planes, and other crazy war machines to fight off the enemies! you can be a real-life superhero in a virtual world!
plus, we got special missions where you can rescue villagers from the evil pillagers and save the day!
so come on, join us and make a difference in this wild and wacky minecraft server! who knew saving the world could be so much fun?!
our server is so lit that even russia tried to ban us because they were jealous of our fabulousness. they were like “no brokeback mountain allowed because it’s too gay” but we were like “bro, we don’t need brokeback mountain when we have a disco party with dancing creepers and singing villagers!”
join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands? exactly, nowhere. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!