If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!
| IP | mineturf.xyz |
|---|---|
| Version | Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6 |
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw |
Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz |
| Are there any free ranks available? | Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game |
| What are some of the custom features on the server? | Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more |
| Is there a PvP arena on the server? | Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events |
| How can I earn rewards on the server? | You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones |
But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!
Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?
Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!
But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.
So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!
Imagine this: you sell your car to a mysterious stranger, only to find out they passed away the next day. Now the car is stuck in a towing lot, and it’s up to you to save the day! Will you risk it all for a virtual car rescue mission?
But wait, there’s more! With plot twists and turns that even the police can’t keep up with, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t worry about taking time off work or dealing with pesky responsibilities – our server is the perfect escape from real life obligations.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories our players bring to the table. Who needs a car title when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you?
| Description |
|---|
| Survival multiplayer server with a vanilla-inspired experience |
| Powered by plugins for custom items, dynamic mechanics, and player-driven economy |
| Friendly community with regular events and collaborative projects |
| Cross-platform support for Java and Bedrock players |
| Whitelist for safety and enjoyment, join Discord to get started |
To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted.
Yes, we have custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy powered by plugins.
We have regular events and collaborative projects for players to participate in.
We are primarily looking for players in the 16-21 age range, but everyone is welcome to join.
Yes, we are gearing up for Season 2 and welcome dedicated players and content creators to be part of something long-term.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop action! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.
So why wait? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, only 7ish hours until Kino…whatever that means!
Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where the prize isn’t just XP, but bragging rights for eternity. Build the most outrageous structures you can think of, from giant pixel art to a replica of the Nether. And don’t forget to prank your fellow players with TNT traps and fake diamond ore.
But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, where the loot is so rare, it’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Plus, our community events are more lit than a lava lake, with costume contests, PvP tournaments, and even a dance party in the Nether.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).