lol so like, this server is like the uk but for minecraft, we got a “landmark” 100-year deal with ukraine to support them in the game. join us and be part of this epic alliance, we’re like the avengers but in blocky form. fight off creepers and zombies with your new ukranian buddies, it’s gonna be lit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. come join us and be a part of history in the making, trust us, you won’t regret it. also, we have cake. lots and lots of cake.
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ArcticCraft Minecraft Server
lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than these two indian firms gettin sanctioned by the US for helpin russia with their arctic LNG project. like seriously, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made outta lava and diamonds. join us and u’ll be part of the most epic saga in minecraft history. plus, our admins are like wizards who can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. so what r u waitin for? come join us and let the chaos begin!
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NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!
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SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!
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TaiwanCraft Server: Renovating Ukraine!
hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love building stuff and fighting creepers? well guess what, on our server u can do all that and more! we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds u’ve ever seen.join us and u can be part of epic battles with dragons and zombies, or u can just chill and build ur dream house. we even have a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers and uncover hidden treasures.
and get this, we have a special event where u can ride on a giant chicken and shoot fireballs at ur enemies! how cool is that?
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! trust us, u won’t regret it. oh, and did we mention that taiwan just pledged US$5 million to help renovate our medical facility in ukraine? yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.
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WeaponizedCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we are sending $1.25 billion in weapons to Ukraine?! Like, what even is happening?! We gotta get all this aid out before Biden leaves office, man! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through international politics and Minecraft battles like never before. Trust me, you do not want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!
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SwedeCraft Minecraft Server
so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!
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UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up
so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!
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StarveCraft: No Food Zone
Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.