oh, and did i mention that we have a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension filled with candy and unicorns? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
plus, our staff is like, super cool and always throwing crazy events like giant spleef tournaments and parkour races. you gotta join this server, man. it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss out on.
anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!
Welcome to Valley Prison, a Minecraft server offering a unique prison experience with pickaxe upgrades, plots, and prestige ranks. Explore the depths of our mines and upgrade your tools to uncover valuable resources.
Claim your plot in our community and showcase your creativity through custom builds. Progress through prestige ranks to unlock special perks and privileges, advancing your status within the prison.
Participate in auctions to buy and sell items, and take on quests for rewards and reputation boosts. Access exclusive Donor Kits and earn rewards from the Vote Crate to enhance your gameplay.
Engage in thrilling PvP Warzone events to earn tokens and showcase your combat skills. After achieving 15 prestiges, unlock freedom to explore the expansive open world beyond the prison confines.
Valley Prison offers an immersive and competitive environment for players seeking adventure and progression within Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where mining, building, and PvP challenges await at every turn.
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We are a starting Minecraft server, so far we only have a survival game mode, we will expand in the future, play along via Java and Bedrock!
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Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie pigmen, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only TNT” competition.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? That’s right, our llamas are the true geniuses behind our server’s crazy contraptions and mind-blowing creations.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a mischievous llama)!
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to tame the elusive Rainbow Sheep that roams the lands.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie villager who moonlights as a DJ on weekends.
On our server, you can create your own virtual house and set whatever crazy stipulations you want for your virtual family members. Want them to clean up after themselves? Pay virtual bills on time? It’s all possible here! And if they don’t comply, you can give them the ultimate ultimatum – the virtual highway!
Plus, if you’re dealing with a roach infestation in real life, don’t worry – we guarantee a bug-free environment on our server. No messy rooms, no unpaid bills, just pure virtual bliss.
So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a hilarious and outrageous way. Who knew dealing with family drama could be so entertaining in Minecraft?
We promise that you won’t have to deal with any in-game MIL drama or name disputes. Plus, if you ever decide to have more virtual kids, you can name them all after your favorite Minecraft blocks!
So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?
Our server is like a family function on steroids – but in a good way! Picture this: instead of awkward silences, you’ll be battling dragons and building epic castles with your new virtual family. And forget about Aunt Mildred’s cat stories, on our server, you’ll be trading rare items and embarking on epic quests with your new friends.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you say you survived a zombie apocalypse with your virtual family while Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to his own house (again)? Join us for an unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – all in the best way possible.