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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8847 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 4501 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6727 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
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