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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9914 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 2586 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 242 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the skies, collecting diamonds as they go. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, because on our server, they’ve all been trained to be friendly and give out free hugs to all players.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy and unicorns roam free.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.