| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9167 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9920 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6082 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 378 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1975 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2697 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1588 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8371 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6752 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 3263 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8618 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 357 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3281 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2158 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9007 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5873 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9391 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 2902 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
