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No Bladder Tube Minecraft
join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today! -
Snack Attack Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN! -
HAM SMP
Overview of HAM SMP Server
Type Minecraft multiplayer server Focus Create and govern nations in a large-scale world Features Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems Activities Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars Staff Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer How can I join the HAM SMP server? Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server. What can I do in the server? Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations. Are there rules in the server? Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules. Is PvP allowed in the server? Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations. -
Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!
And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!
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SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama! -
SILvsWifeCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.
And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!
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CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition
Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience! -
GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition
migrant detention, migrant detention center, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, united states, Guantanamo BayYo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of! -
BlockyScience: Trump Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again! -
CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]
Minecraft Server Overview
Mod Pack Name Craftoria Pack Version 1.14.0 Recommended Launcher CurseForge Game Version 1.21.1 Server IP Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n Hosted Coventry, UK Pre-generated Chunks Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0 World-border 30,000 (Radius) Server Restarts Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. How can I join the server?
You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.
2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?
Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.
3. Can I explore beyond the world border?
No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).
4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?
All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.